Taint Knife: A knife that is small in stature, so as to be used to stab taint. Best used in defensive situations when fighting for ones life.
"Dude, Bill's girlfriend stabbed him in the taint with her Benchmade 756 taint knife"
"I carry a taint knife for the sole fact that it's degrading as hell to bleed out from your taint"
"I carry a taint knife for the sole fact that it's degrading as hell to bleed out from your taint"
by Stinky Polak Taint June 29, 2018
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Small to medium sized ball of what might have at one time been sweaty lint, but is now a combination of lint, sweat, grundle sauce, and dead skin cells. This ball is found in the hairs growing from the taint.
by Lowel Roffel July 23, 2009
Get the Taint Nugget mug.A man so sexually charged that he makes no distinction as to whether he prefers tossing salad or eating out women. Sometimes, the whole goal is to appear to be doing one or the other, but really striving to lick the taint, which he considers the ultimate prize. This is how the Taint Pirate records his victories, which are determined by taint-tongue contact.
Woman: You know, that's not exactly the spot.
Taint Pirate: Oh, sorry. (Then muttering under breath) The Taint Pirate srikes Again!
Taint Pirate: Oh, sorry. (Then muttering under breath) The Taint Pirate srikes Again!
by Spanky4679 April 9, 2006
Get the Taint Pirate mug.An ultimate fighting submission move that is highly effective where you press your thumb as hard as possible into the opponents taint until they submit. Best to use when in a tie up position of some kind.
I lost because he taint strangled me. There was nothing I could do, I want to have children some day.
by Brandon T. P. October 1, 2008
Get the Taint Strangle mug.Someone who misses both the vaginal cavity and anal cavity, therefore slamming their machinery right into the region infamously known as the taint.
Richie knew he had lost some accuracy when pulled a taint poacher on Marissa, guess you cant be 100% all the time.
by Stevie Y April 12, 2006
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With his taint whistle freshly arrived in the post, Karl knew that he was going to have a mess on more than just his hands later that night.
by Will Bixby May 4, 2006
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