false sympathy

When people act like they care about you and what you're going through when in reality, they don't really give a single fuck.

P1: I'm always here for you.
P2: I don't need your false sympathy!
P1: Then okay. Goodbye bitch.

by crisairam June 19, 2016

Catfish Sympathizer

A Catfish Sympathizer is a person of the Wireclub community who accepts catfish and their fake pics and are friendly with them.

Johnny is a catfish sympathizer, he just added that catfish to his friend list. If there weren't so many catfish sympathizers on Wireclub perhaps the catfish would become extinct!

by Juan Jose Torres Ramon October 18, 2019

sampage

When yo' friend sam gets pissed and rampages

dude! did you see see sam last weekend? he went on a sampage after his girlfriend turned his dick into spaghetti!

by Senior tittles January 29, 2009

sampaju

1. Football league usually played by Villa Freinet's old students. Sampaju's top players were conformed by Luis Calzonhead, Obregon La Mano de Dios, Julio Jesus JJ, and Jose, who's also known for being the top rebel ever known in his city.

Guy: Let's play Sampaju!
Guy 2: Ok dude.

by allthepeaceandjoyinyourlife April 16, 2009

sampallo

Gangster ass family with alot of issues

That family over there are sampallos
Shush dont say it so loud, they might hear us

by Hola702 June 13, 2016

SEMPATHY

The act of having enough empathy to realize someone wants you to feel sorry for them.

Dona really made her friend Joy feel like the victim she wanted to be thanks to her ability to perceive the need of sempathy being employed.

by JTOTHEHIGH October 6, 2016

Sympathy shag

When a chap moans to wife/girlfriend about the lack of sex in relationship and then she comes on to him resulting in a shag.

Jim: "Had a moan last night about lack of bed jumping and then Sandra came on to me."
Ed: "The sympathy shag - did you go with it?"
Jim: "You bet, but i did feel bad."

by Nipper1972 February 5, 2010