Phil swift

He can patch, bond seal and repair anything

I need to Phil swift a wall right now

by dudperfect October 15, 2018

Tater Swift

I male over 30 who is a Taylor Swift fan.

Whats up with all these Tater Swifts in coffee bar.

by killbob77 February 25, 2015

Phil Swift

a man who likes to slap tape on things, dip tools in glue, and saw boats in half

"Phil Swift here from Flex Tape"

datsalotadamidge.

by BigBirdInJapan December 9, 2018

Taylor Swift

A 27 year old woman (as of 2017) who was once a country artist but dropped it in 2014 and went full pop.

She was unfairly scrutanized and slutshamed because of her love life for years by people who had nothing better to do. Not everyone loves her music and a lot believe she has "problematic tendencies." She has never said anything racist or homophobic or in any other way offensive or bigoted and has donated more money than any celebrity since 2011

person 1: I really like Taylor Swift's new song, I think her music is cool
Person 2: I don't really like her music
Person 1: okay
Person 3: She is such a slut
Person 2: You can dislike her music and even her personality but making unfair and bigotted comments like that doesn't make her a bad person, it makes you an asshole.

by miley what's good March 21, 2017

Taylor Swifted

When your ex writes a song about you but never actually uses your name. Also known as "Swifted" or "Getting Swifted"

You dont want to date a songwriter, you guys might break up and the next thing you know, you're getting Taylor Swifted.

by Lordkeltic April 26, 2020

swift smoke

A quick blow job, usually performed by someone other than your significant other.

Yo, can I get a swift smoke before my girlfriend gets back?

by Recko July 30, 2008

Taylor Swift

writes songs about her ex-boyfriends
old news

he got screwed over by Taylor swift

by rofl my waffle January 6, 2017