Friend surge

Adding a large number of friends or followers on social media in the hours after returning home from summer camp.

After returning home from camp, Anna experienced a Friend surge, gaining 32 followers on Instagram in one afternoon.

by Beth G August 6, 2013

curb surfer

Surfing a street curb with any form of transportation, body part, or anything with wheels. It is a bonus if the action creates a squealing or grinding noise. Harrrrrrrrr!

You are a "curb surfer" if you hit the curb with your car, with your skateboard, with your own two feet, with your grocery cart.

by JR McDowell October 23, 2008

Rocket Surgery

A mixed metaphor describing a non-existent, yet implicitly high level of qualification. The greatness of this term is in its subtle ability to call someone stupid twice in one euphemism. The irony may go over someone's head and they would call out that this field of study doesn't exist.

A: Come on, it's not rocket surgery.
B: Are you fuckin retarded? There is no rocket surgery. Anyway, this is hard. I don't want to fuck up.
A: No dude, you're retarded. Just match the colors so I can jump start your car, dipshit.

by Johnny RS July 24, 2010

Surgerized

To have had surgery on something.

I was surgerized last week.

I was surgerized on my ankle.

When will you be surgerized next?

I will be surgerized in December.

by Suthynangel June 11, 2010

surgeration

Surgeration is when someone or something is put under for a magical and life changing procedure. During this procedure one has surgery and an operation. Other known as a surgeration.

In ancient times Egyptian doctors healed unicorns by performing surgeration.

by Truewordfacts March 11, 2015

surgerated

The effect of getting an operation of surgery

I got surgerated on my dick

by Pronopbsquad June 4, 2017

Neurointellectual Surgery

A nice try to add some brain to a poor skull vault. Nobody has succeeded in performing it to date. It has been an option for the future since decades.
It is what progress is all about.

Homer J. Simpson could do with some neurointellectual surgery.

by cinch January 4, 2012