spandex

something not good to wear while having sex

spandex stick too much and become difficult to take off

by vicki November 27, 2003

Spance

The Spam Dance. When when 2 or more people spam anything continually, but within the limits of a particular web-site's rules.

forum:
I do not like this.
>I don't like it either.
Why don't you like it?
>Bites ass.
I agree.
__________
And now, you have witnessed spance.

by Spancer March 26, 2008

spic n span

When a company hires illegal immigrants, normally Mexican, to fill in large gaps in employment.

"dude did you hear that HR called in an order for spic n span."
"so taco's in the cafeteria again?"

by AkrielG May 11, 2010

spandex monkey

Term I like to use to mock rowers and rowing. A spandex monkey = a rower, because he or she is most likely a monkey-like creature who wears spandex to race.

Me: Hey, spandex monkeys, how did the stick-pulling competition go!
Spandex Monkey: Great... Now I have a shiny object to play with

by CrazyLock June 24, 2004

spandangly

it's spangly and dangly....basically it doesn't get much better than this! BLING!!

OMG...those earrings are well spandangly, you nearly blinded me!

by Big Boobs 1984 December 26, 2008

Spañata

An authentic Spanish Piñata.

I was at my Mexican friends party...they had a Spañata!!

by Sweet Faux Pas January 1, 2008

shpankies

Another word for cash, usually in the context of 10 dollar bills and 5 dollar bills.

''Well i have ten shpankies that says you are going to take me to the beach''

''He already owes me five shpankies from last time"

by His Royal Freshniss January 21, 2011