Dick Sucking Jeans

Jeans with holes in the knees giving the appearance they have been worn out from being on your knees all the time, as if you were sucking dick

"Look at Melissa's jeans, there's huge holes in the knees."
"Yeah those are her dick sucking jeans"

by totesmcgoats May 11, 2010

sucking on the tit of life

Living Life To The Fullest

To Get Some Huge Tits In Bed

"Man, life is great, I'm sucking on the tit of life!"

"Wow, I was with Marissa last night sucking on the tit(s) of life."

by -=+ n4s +=- | I'm Ecstatic! June 28, 2006

stacking BB's

To engage in a pointless and/or unrewarding task that is often maddening and futile by nature.

Writing that report was about as much fun as stacking BB's.

by TRF January 5, 2008

scum-sucking bottom feeder

The lowest form of life.

He was someone even the skankiest woman would not even so much as speak to; a scum-sucking bottom feeder who was not permitted in decent society.

by Marlaette May 26, 2008

penis stacking

the act of stacking multiple penises on top of each other inside a vagina

Is it time for another penis stacking Mrs. Whashington?

by Logan Howell, Sam Bilyeu May 9, 2008

sucking on the tit

A term used to describe when a friend, family(sibling, etc.), or person is living off for free of the parent, or being treated with childly care. It doesn't have to be in terms of money, it can also be on a emotional scale, or what have you. Hence, "sucking on the tit".

older brother conversation with girlfriend:

Erika: Hey Jesse, how come you don't speak to your little brother anymore?

Older brother: I'm tired of Ezra not having a job and my mom taking care of him. He's 21 years old, he has to stop "sucking on the tit".

Erika: But he's still your brother :(

by dude pseudo-pseudical September 10, 2010

sucking friend dick

sucking up to one in hopes of becoming their friend.

I'm having a party this Friday, everyone has been sucking friend dick hard to get invited.

by mizzzzznewbootay June 4, 2010