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One of the shittiest cars ever introduced into mankind makes good scrap metal tho
Guy 1: I got a Subaru
Guy 2: I didn’t know you had 2 vaginas
by Deased nuts October 24, 2018
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Subaru Impreza 2.5 RS

A crappy Jap car that could be good, if you decide to do an engine swap with an STI. But until that happens, this vehicle is usually associated with tons of rice loaded onto the car included but not limited to: fake gold "hand-painted" rims, overly large spoilers, body kits, "sound-systems" that are stock and have a cheap subwoofer and cheap amp. Also they may contain so-called "performance parts" like K&N air intakes, or filters, or NEW SPARK PLUGS! But none of these really do anything perfomance-wise on the car.
Random Dude 1: Hey Aaron check out Steve's amazing Subaru Impreza 2.5 RS!

Random Dude 2 (Aaron): Yea its awesome cuz it has a pink emblem on it!
by J-ooooo March 28, 2008
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Subaih

Honosexual monkey that loves playing with men and especially children
"Did u hear Subaih touched some kids yesterday"
by Jeremyjeohshaha July 13, 2022
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Subadoob

A special name given only to a special Subaru vehicle, preferably a Forrester. The vehicle can only be endowed with this name after faithfully serving its owner through good times and bad. Situations that merit this title include but aren't limited to: escaping some threat such as police or angry Mexicans, being found not guilty in a D.U.I case, annihilating a deer or other target and still drivable (and somewhat fresh), and/or serving as a location for various social activities such as smoking mad blunts or getting naked with girls. Owner of a said Subadoob frequently communicates with the vehicle, strokes and/or kisses the dash to show approval, and rewards it with nice detailing jobs and BG Engine Performance products. Once a driver-Subadoob relationship has formed, it will remain forever and the Subadoob will only be passed on to those worthy enough. If the driver decides to retain the vehicle during his/her later years in life and the spouse of the driver says, "get that piece of shit out of here, we need a new car," the driver will happily drive his/her Subadoob down to the city court house to file for divorce.
Driver: "So this is my Subadoob, I'm happy you two have finally met"
Girlfriend: "You gave it a name? It doesn't look all that special... Let's go get something to eat (steps in car)
Driver: "Hm... It's not starting; I've never had this problem before... You must have upset it by saying it wasn't special"
Girlfriend: "Real funny, maybe you should just consider buying a new car"
Driver: "Could you get out of the car for a moment?"
(Girlfriend exits, car starts immediately)
Driver: "Ha, I knew it, my Subadoob must think you're no good for me, peace out bitch" (peels off)
by Subaduda April 12, 2011
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Subaroofie

(Rohypnol) Roofie's for homosexuals.
That dude is fierce, I'd like to slip him a subaroofie and have my way with him.
by Sickfuckingpilot January 22, 2015
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subaciously

Of, or pertaining to, the necessary or fundamental parts of a thing.
"I'm confused, break it down for me."

"Ok. Subaciously, we need to find that creepy cosplayer and set him up as the thief."
by Josinjo December 30, 2015
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subam

john: hey wassup fam
me: man subam dawg
by young melo December 19, 2016
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