Stupendic

A mix of "stupendous" and "terrific".

I had a stupendic time at the fair last night.

by Marion December 28, 2003

Stumples

A rare and extreme case of "cankles" in which each leg of a "big-boned" lass in question takes on a tree-trunk likeness. The stumple begins (or ends) where the ankle bone SHOULD be seen and finishes (or starts) in areas that are too frightful to imagine. Moss and hair-stubble accentuates this unseemly occurrence.

In some cases, backgound radiation is emitted from said lumber logs. Largely very dangerous to get caught in between.

"Good Gawd, look at the uber-stumples on that Ent-wife!"

by DGFab January 11, 2009

Big Stupe Award

When something is so over the top stupid and also lame enough to merit the use of the word "stupe".

He attempted to write a romantic poem, but he only succeeded in winning the Big Stupe Award!

by Juliet CAW January 8, 2007

lily stubley- Adje

an amazing person you'll never regret meeting. everyone loves her.

omg i love lily stubley- adje

by freddy james July 22, 2012

The Stapleton Hormone

Usually triggered by the cancerous sound of Chris Stapleton’s voice, it releases into ones prefrontal cortex gradually over the course of each song played. Eventually, it dulls the person’s decision making skills to the point in which all that they can think about is how utterly satisfying homocide would be.

Tennessee Whiskey? Yeah I choked my cousin Bobby Joe last week while listening to that song. The police let me off the hook when I told them I just had a high concentration of The Stapleton Hormone in my brain.

by It’s the sweet 1 May 16, 2018

stapler

when you staple someone's balls to their forehead.

you so gay, ima give you a stapler

by Devin Shingsley July 12, 2006

stapleton

a lover who takes advantage of you financially.

(named after Colleen Stapleton)

Bob: Yeah, Mary keeps getting me to pay her rent

Charlie: Dude, you should get rid of her. she's a total fucking stapleton.

by Zak Hall February 5, 2005