"My girlfriend gave me a small ham stump last night."
"I accidentally gave myself a ham stump."
"My ham stump smells like green eggs."
"I accidentally gave myself a ham stump."
"My ham stump smells like green eggs."
by Aytie August 21, 2015

by Admin2022 February 1, 2022

verb : to put your buttcheeks on a persons face with their nose in your buttcrack and fart on the tip of their nose while they are asleep or passed out.
noun : a fart placed on the tip of someone's nose while they are asleep or passed out
noun : a fart placed on the tip of someone's nose while they are asleep or passed out
by davekriz January 19, 2008

The act of obtaining a tattoo of Donald Trump, America's next president, on one of your limb stumps.
I. e. Leg Stump, Elbow Stump, Finger Stump, etc.
I. e. Leg Stump, Elbow Stump, Finger Stump, etc.
by MexicansAndTrumpCanBeFriends July 31, 2016

A person unhappy with life. May show signs of irritability, anger, crabbiness, and general unpleasntries.
by Laura July 30, 2008

by GG January 24, 2004

by JordanR February 19, 2007
