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Ham Stump

The remaining lump of a penis after it has been severed.
"My girlfriend gave me a small ham stump last night."
"I accidentally gave myself a ham stump."
"My ham stump smells like green eggs."
by Aytie August 21, 2015
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Intern Stump

Intern Means Learner, Stump Means Hard element or strong part. Learner will become strong by it.
There is a company in India which name is Intern Stump
by Admin2022 February 1, 2022
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muddy stump

verb : to put your buttcheeks on a persons face with their nose in your buttcrack and fart on the tip of their nose while they are asleep or passed out.

noun : a fart placed on the tip of someone's nose while they are asleep or passed out
Jon's fast asleep...I'm going to muddy stump him.
I gave Jon a muddy stump.
by davekriz January 19, 2008
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trump stump

The act of obtaining a tattoo of Donald Trump, America's next president, on one of your limb stumps.
I. e. Leg Stump, Elbow Stump, Finger Stump, etc.
Me: What happened last night?
Friend: Bruh, you got drunk and got a Trump Stump man!
Me:... Fuck
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grump stump

A person unhappy with life. May show signs of irritability, anger, crabbiness, and general unpleasntries.
Joe K. is such a grump stump.
by Laura July 30, 2008
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stump jumper

Damn stump jumper stole my tv!
by GG January 24, 2004
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Cabbage stumps

An old phrase referring to the legs
My cabbage stumps are sore.
Put some trolleyags on those cabbage stumps!
by JordanR February 19, 2007
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