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B.A.C.S.S. (Broke Ass College Student Syndrome)

A college student who has no job and goes through the STRUGGLE when they ain got no money.
Im a college student and I suffer from B.A.C.S.S. (Broke Ass College Student Syndrome).

Desperate student 

A desperate student is a student struggling in class. Normally he's having difficulties understanding the course materials, or having difficulties complete the assignments.

The consequences are he (she) become desperate, he starting to disturb other students and become paranoid, irritated.
"The Desperate student is crazy in his seat"

"I see, he's freaked out"

Ap student 

A whisper of a soul in an empty husk
Hey man you see that walking zombie that's an "AP student"

art student 

well it shows how foolish most of you are. art school is for creative people, yes. but it is not just for people who want to be actual artists, in fact that they make up a small percentage. mostly it students who want to do something different, and want to have a career that they are actually happy with. such as illustration, game and movie design, fashion, industrial design, photography, and a lot more. and it is far from easy. they just dont want to be zombies waking up with the same dead end job, day in and day out, wishing they had done something more with their lives.
art student wants to put there natural born talent to work, instead of wasting it

day student 

A completely misunderstood and secluded group of students at a boarding school. There are less day students than boarders at most schools, so it's common knowledge that it's harder to get into good boarding schools as a day student.

in comparison with their sworn enemies, the boarders, day students are more civilized. It is a proven fact that they have higher grade point averages as well. Plus, they get to go home every day and do whatever they want without curfews and without having to pay a cab to take them everywhere. Most have their licenses, so they can come and go as they please. This makes the boarders insane with jealousy, causing them to hate on the day students.

It is because of this jealousy that the day students are extremely secluded from the rest of the student body and are often referred to as sketchy when in fact most are not sketchy at all.
First Day of School at DA:
Boarder: "Hey, I'm from Greenwich. Where are you from?"
Day Student: "I'm from Greenfield..."
Boarder:"Hahaha. Get the hell away from me, loser."
day student by DA 007 June 27, 2005

The Miami Student 

You start with a case of Nati and a funnel. You and your partner drink the Nati until sloshed. You drain the remaining beer into your partner's ass using the funnel then fuck until the receiving partner vomits. You then take a curly straw and penetrate the receiving partner's ass in order to drink the beer trapped beyond the sphincter. Thus, The Miami Student.
My girlfriend and I did The Miami Student outside CJ's last night. It was sooo crazy!
The Miami Student by Ziam Rears April 21, 2010