Dwight Shrute

A very...interesting character in"The Office". He is known at first for being extremely loyal to Michael Scott, his boss. He also knows a lot about bears and he has cheated with Angela on Andy Bernard. He is also very dangerous, he has learned karate and has multiple weapons hidden around the building and has uses on of these weapons, a pepper spray, once before.

Dwight Shrute is both a pleasant and unpleasant surpise to this existence. It really depends who you are, if you're Jim Halpert, then an unpleasant surprise. If you're the audience, then he is a pleasant surprise.

by CheshireChessplayer May 7, 2018

Emily Stout

a very beautiful girl that is sexy

Wow she is such an Emily Stout

by 69LARRY69 March 7, 2021

de de scrut

define someone standing\walking\being on a street

Friend: hey! Do you see Etienne being a de de scrut over there?
You: He is being a de de scrut!

by ...WORDS... November 23, 2020

scrut

When the word "chav" is too commonly used, one must use the word "scrut". similar meaning but used more in disgust at the "female of this species" when they wear clown paint and think it looks good with the roots they cant afford to dye this month and the "gold" they got from a 20p turn machine, which all in all, makes them look like the slutty, minging, delusional tramps they really are.

This pub is full of scuts, lets go.

by i'm hungry May 28, 2003

Scrutty Bezzler

Basicly meaning a scruffy bastard, scruffy person.

man-" I wouldnt dare talk to that scrutty bezzler over there."

by Dean Robson March 31, 2009

stouting

The act of consuming large amounts of Guinness or other fine Irish stout beers, while in doing so maintaining a generally unkempt - some might call this stoutly - appearance and attempting to attract and appropriate as many woman with a similarly stoutly look. These women are in most cases considered stouts, excessively busty or undesirable, however when stouting are prime capital. Any man (or the occasional woman) who participates in stouting would do well to not shave in the 48 hours leading up to the stout, not shower the day of and attempt to maintain and cultivate his stoutly appears in any way possible (search 'stoutly' for a description of what you want to look like/be). While this practice by definition originated abroad, it is intended to be a tribute to Ireland and Irish culture and with this in mind, it is recommended though not mandatory to wear or carry Irish-linked paraphernalia. Can be practiced on St. Patrick's day, however given the nature of stouting and the likelihood that you or a friend has unwittingly participated in stouting, it is fair to say any day should produce a fine stout.

To add, one must declare an evening of stouting prior to the appropriation of his first stout, and if he does not, the act will fall into the category of 'mistake' or 'she over powered me, there was nothing I could do'.

Joe: Hey Jim, what are you doing this St. Patrick's day?

Jim: Those Irish guys from our pub are taking me stouting, you should come.

Joe: No thanks, I had an accidental stout a couple months ago that I'm still recovering from.

by stoutmaster1 March 18, 2010

STFUTAMA

Derives from the abbriviation STFU and is said 'Shut the fuck up Tama'.

This phrase can be used to get someone to shut the fuck up regardless of whether their name is Tama or not.
It's a sure fire way to get the silence you crave.

Tama: Did you kno...........

You: STFUTAMA.

Tama: Can you believe..........

You Shut the fuck up Tama

Tama: Are Jaffa cakes, cakes or biscuits

You: STFUTAMA

by Sativa88 May 29, 2011