Striking Texas Tea

While doing your girlfriend, she unexpectedly starts her period.

John was drilling his girlfriend when suddenly he found himself striking texas tea. However, this did not help out his financial status.

by WickedPoptaht October 22, 2008

Ego Stroking

The act of masturbating to ones own image

"What a narcissist. I heard his little brother caught him ego stroking!"

by Cody Persun March 22, 2009

Trunking

When a man puts his foreskin on a woman’s nose and subsequently pulls his penis back, creating a vacuum. When the foreskin slides of the woman's nose, a popping sound is created. Based on Disney’s Dumbo, where the jailed mother elephant hugs Dumbo using her trunk.

Whereas my former gf enjoyed a cozy dickslap now and then, my new one is deeply into trunking.

Dude, that hipster chick you hooked me up with made me trunk her before she would go to sleep.

by RdBr December 5, 2011

stonking

(UK) very sexually attractive (usually of girl)

That Brenda is fuckin' stonking

by Attilla the Hump June 13, 2003

short stroking

Stroking a small penis.

Dane was humiliated after he was caught short stroking in public.

by AGTheRanter November 9, 2013

Slunking

a. To Slunk. Original incarnation of punk dancing incited in the early 70's through Garage Rock veterans the Pussy Throat Ghosts, the Garage Rock genre later became what is now known as Punk in the mid 70's. The dance style mainly featured shoulder barging and later metamorphosed into what is now known as Moshing

When the Stooges asked the crowd to slunk all hell broke loose when the slunking got out of hand

by wilbur smith February 19, 2013

stranging

imaginary dating or friending important people;
making secret plans with famous people;
emotionally adopting important people;
never having to leave the house because all of your friends are in your head;

C-Lo Green comes to me for creative advice. We've been stranging for months.

by kradd October 2, 2013