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stripper brain

The condition in which a person, typically a woman, can no longer function in a positive sexual relationship without manipulation towards consistent monetary gain.

Empty sexual relationships with uncharismatic partners are symptomatic of this condition.

This condition is known to have been caused by extensive training and real world experience at strip club facilities around the world. There are however, documented cases of stripper brain absent formal training. Some studies show a link to cocaine and other hard drugs, but critics cite that stripper brain may itself be a causal factor towards drug use.
You know em when you see em. Anecdotal data suggest a large proportion of persons with "stripper brain" to have the following names; Destiny, Summer, Season, Ginger, Crystal, Candy, Angel, Raven, Mercedes, and Marco.
by Dr.Juliodd May 13, 2011
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Alpha Stripper

A stripper who just dominates you....sees you coming...takes control and drains your wallet. There hot, dirty and experienced and you cant resist. Often of Brazillian decent.
"Bro u see matt just melt with that alpha stripper, he just dropped $80 on a lappy"

"Bro the alpha is here, i need help"

"The alpha has just dominated me man, she's incredible, i just can't resist"
by SG Dweller December 21, 2008
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Stripper Twat

When a woman's vagina smells so bad, it's like that whiff you get at a strip club from a woman who has been "working" all day.

Or: The typical diet of a stripper that results in a foul bodily by-product, aka, ( vaginal fluid ) from smoking cigarrets, vomiting their lunch/dinner, Alcohol, abuse of astringent drugs and that dreaded lack of hygiene... wiping thier poop foward instead of backwards.
The girl I went out with last night took her panties off when we got back to my place. She wreaked of "stripper twat". It was so bad that it made my Cat's litter box smell like a bouque of freshly picked flowers.
by gunshowjsm July 6, 2010
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stripper joint

A money bill rolled up to snort power out of, usually cocaine.
Roll up a stripper joint so we can do some nose candy.
by infamouz21 November 11, 2015
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stripper-perfume

Trying way too hard to be noticed, to the point of being obvious, obnoxious, and uninteresting.
-Did you see his new lambo?

-Yea it's hard to miss. Everyone knows he's rich. Reeks of stripper-perfume if you ask me.

-Her new job must pay an awful lot. Did you see all of her new jewelry?
- I can still smell the stripper-perfume!

Wilson described Kushner as “a man who needs a billion dollars fast, and is willing to cast shame on the winds to get there...The stench of his venality and desperation hangs around him like stripper perfume, cloying and obvious,” the GOP strategist wrote. (RICK WILSON 02.27.18 )
by MrMeanwhile February 28, 2018
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stripper thug

Verb
1. To react violently or passionately towards another person in a way particular to ecdysiasts.
2. An intense verbal lashing from an ecdysiast towards someone who is not an ecdysiast.
3. Assault and battery perpetuated by an ecdysiast towards a non-ecdysiast.
"Wow, Roxy really stripper thugged that random guy who smacked her ass. I think he has a black eye."

"I swear, if this drunk girl customer keeps talking shit to me, I'm going to stripper thug her."
by LittleQueenTrashMouth February 5, 2014
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jack the stripper

Jack the stripper was an 18th-century living man who was the first to call himself a trans gender. Therefore, the word trans gender comes from him because we always think of women as man first when we think of genders, and therefore it is the trans because jack the stripper was first a man and became a woman afterwards.
A: Did u heard about jack the stripper ?
B: No.
A: He was the first trans gender and is also the namesake of it.
by dick nick November 22, 2018
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