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stripper brain

The condition in which a person, typically a woman, can no longer function in a positive sexual relationship without manipulation towards consistent monetary gain.

Empty sexual relationships with uncharismatic partners are symptomatic of this condition.

This condition is known to have been caused by extensive training and real world experience at strip club facilities around the world. There are however, documented cases of stripper brain absent formal training. Some studies show a link to cocaine and other hard drugs, but critics cite that stripper brain may itself be a causal factor towards drug use.
You know em when you see em. Anecdotal data suggest a large proportion of persons with "stripper brain" to have the following names; Destiny, Summer, Season, Ginger, Crystal, Candy, Angel, Raven, Mercedes, and Marco.
by Dr.Juliodd May 13, 2011
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Alpha Stripper

A stripper who just dominates you....sees you coming...takes control and drains your wallet. There hot, dirty and experienced and you cant resist. Often of Brazillian decent.
"Bro u see matt just melt with that alpha stripper, he just dropped $80 on a lappy"

"Bro the alpha is here, i need help"

"The alpha has just dominated me man, she's incredible, i just can't resist"
by SG Dweller December 21, 2008
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Stripper Twat

When a woman's vagina smells so bad, it's like that whiff you get at a strip club from a woman who has been "working" all day.

Or: The typical diet of a stripper that results in a foul bodily by-product, aka, ( vaginal fluid ) from smoking cigarrets, vomiting their lunch/dinner, Alcohol, abuse of astringent drugs and that dreaded lack of hygiene... wiping thier poop foward instead of backwards.
The girl I went out with last night took her panties off when we got back to my place. She wreaked of "stripper twat". It was so bad that it made my Cat's litter box smell like a bouque of freshly picked flowers.
by gunshowjsm July 6, 2010
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stripper dancer

When you're in vegas with your girls and a dirty old man stops you in the casino asking if you want a job taking off your clothes just for him.
"Hey girl. You have a job?"
"Yes I do."
"Want another as a stripper dancer?"stripper
by Butseriously612 July 12, 2017
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stripper skin

Smooth, soft and silky skin. Often well moisturized and fragrant. Sometimes having glitter in some areas.
Kenny your skin is so soft and smooth. Yes Rachelle I have Stripper Skin.
by KennethG November 30, 2017
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stripper literature

The long wordy tatoos on a strippers body. Like famous sayings, quotes, poems, book excerpts, bible verses, etc.
I had a hard time focusing on the lap dance because I couldn't stop trying to read her stripper literature on her back.
by iconone October 19, 2017
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Bread stripper

A god who comes down to earth and who will strip for bread. Has many hoes and a single pimp. Prefers baguettes over sourdough.
Wow look at him go! What a bread stripper!
by We Stan a Queen February 12, 2019
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