stripper brain

The condition in which a person, typically a woman, can no longer function in a positive sexual relationship without manipulation towards consistent monetary gain.

Empty sexual relationships with uncharismatic partners are symptomatic of this condition.

This condition is known to have been caused by extensive training and real world experience at strip club facilities around the world. There are however, documented cases of stripper brain absent formal training. Some studies show a link to cocaine and other hard drugs, but critics cite that stripper brain may itself be a causal factor towards drug use.
You know em when you see em. Anecdotal data suggest a large proportion of persons with "stripper brain" to have the following names; Destiny, Summer, Season, Ginger, Crystal, Candy, Angel, Raven, Mercedes, and Marco.
by Dr.Juliodd April 22, 2011
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Alpha Stripper

A stripper who just dominates you....sees you coming...takes control and drains your wallet. There hot, dirty and experienced and you cant resist. Often of Brazillian decent.
"Bro u see matt just melt with that alpha stripper, he just dropped $80 on a lappy"

"Bro the alpha is here, i need help"

"The alpha has just dominated me man, she's incredible, i just can't resist"
by SG Dweller December 17, 2008
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Stripper Twat

When a woman's vagina smells so bad, it's like that whiff you get at a strip club from a woman who has been "working" all day.

Or: The typical diet of a stripper that results in a foul bodily by-product, aka, ( vaginal fluid ) from smoking cigarrets, vomiting their lunch/dinner, Alcohol, abuse of astringent drugs and that dreaded lack of hygiene... wiping thier poop foward instead of backwards.
The girl I went out with last night took her panties off when we got back to my place. She wreaked of "stripper twat". It was so bad that it made my Cat's litter box smell like a bouque of freshly picked flowers.
by gunshowjsm July 01, 2010
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Stripper's Remorse

The feeling of regret experienced when one sees a stripper walking away with another client before you had a chance to attract her services
I went to go get Bambi before the song was over but she had already walked away with that guy who needed a hair piece. I am experiencing Stripper's Remorse
by Jim Witness July 23, 2013
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stripper joint

A money bill rolled up to snort power out of, usually cocaine.
Roll up a stripper joint so we can do some nose candy.
by infamouz21 September 27, 2015
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stripper hair

excessively long hair that reaches and or exceeds your but crack
that girl got stripper hair , its long as shit !
by _ash October 28, 2015
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stripper taco

A stripper that lovesloves tacos
A stripper ate a taco off the street yesterday which makes stripper taco
by 7rdhdhcifufu April 19, 2019
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