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stripper brain

The condition in which a person, typically a woman, can no longer function in a positive sexual relationship without manipulation towards consistent monetary gain.

Empty sexual relationships with uncharismatic partners are symptomatic of this condition.

This condition is known to have been caused by extensive training and real world experience at strip club facilities around the world. There are however, documented cases of stripper brain absent formal training. Some studies show a link to cocaine and other hard drugs, but critics cite that stripper brain may itself be a causal factor towards drug use.
You know em when you see em. Anecdotal data suggest a large proportion of persons with "stripper brain" to have the following names; Destiny, Summer, Season, Ginger, Crystal, Candy, Angel, Raven, Mercedes, and Marco.
by Dr.Juliodd May 13, 2011
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Alpha Stripper

A stripper who just dominates you....sees you coming...takes control and drains your wallet. There hot, dirty and experienced and you cant resist. Often of Brazillian decent.
"Bro u see matt just melt with that alpha stripper, he just dropped $80 on a lappy"

"Bro the alpha is here, i need help"

"The alpha has just dominated me man, she's incredible, i just can't resist"
by SG Dweller December 21, 2008
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Stripper Twat

When a woman's vagina smells so bad, it's like that whiff you get at a strip club from a woman who has been "working" all day.

Or: The typical diet of a stripper that results in a foul bodily by-product, aka, ( vaginal fluid ) from smoking cigarrets, vomiting their lunch/dinner, Alcohol, abuse of astringent drugs and that dreaded lack of hygiene... wiping thier poop foward instead of backwards.
The girl I went out with last night took her panties off when we got back to my place. She wreaked of "stripper twat". It was so bad that it made my Cat's litter box smell like a bouque of freshly picked flowers.
by gunshowjsm July 6, 2010
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stripper thug

Verb
1. To react violently or passionately towards another person in a way particular to ecdysiasts.
2. An intense verbal lashing from an ecdysiast towards someone who is not an ecdysiast.
3. Assault and battery perpetuated by an ecdysiast towards a non-ecdysiast.
"Wow, Roxy really stripper thugged that random guy who smacked her ass. I think he has a black eye."

"I swear, if this drunk girl customer keeps talking shit to me, I'm going to stripper thug her."
by LittleQueenTrashMouth February 5, 2014
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Stripper bait

The stack of money that a customer at a strip club places on the table, in hopes that it will get the dancers to talk to him. However that customer never spends a dime. Just puts that stack back in his pocket and leaves.
I always have at least $100 in ones on the table when I go to the strip club as stripper bait.
by Ninja Nerd Warrior May 11, 2014
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stripper joint

A money bill rolled up to snort power out of, usually cocaine.
Roll up a stripper joint so we can do some nose candy.
by infamouz21 November 11, 2015
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stripper hair

excessively long hair that reaches and or exceeds your but crack
by _ash December 26, 2015
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