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Monitor Strat

A gaming tactic where one member of the team turns off his/her computer monitor while the remaining teammates eliminate themselves from the game and direct the 'blind' man to victory.
monitor strat is the best way to own noobs.
by esbézé December 12, 2008
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A-strategy

When playing multiplayer Super Mario Bros. (for Wii) A-strategy is the act of pressing the A button when on the verge of dying, this so the other player can pop you out of the bubble when he/she is safe.

Not to be confused with A-panic which is the spontaneous act of prematurely pressing the A button when you obviously don't need to.
"Hmm, I'm falling to my death, let me perform the A-strategy so I can safely float in my bubble towards the other player who's actually making this horrible jump!"
by Lady Grinch May 16, 2010
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non-strategic plan

Work related activities that are done in a rush with seemingly no larger planning or thinking.
The proposal is due tomorrow, so maybe we should submit something. We don't have any current products that make sense, but hey, it's a non-strategic plan of attack! Cancel all my meetings! Hand me a pen!
by Lorilynn January 7, 2011
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Drinking Strategy

A pre-planned outline of which beverages will be consumed at what times throughout the day, to be followed in order to avoid potential embarrassment/arrest caused by over-drunkenness.
I need to devise a drinking strategy for my corporate offsite so that I don't get my third strike.
by D4nim4l July 21, 2011
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Bella Stratford

An actual meme lord. Super funny, and has awesome siblings. Bella is smart, but doesn't bother with school, so they procrastinate but it's ok they get A's. Probably does another language, and most likely has 50+ friends. If you are ever called Bella or hella bella it is the best compliment ever awarded.
Person 1: Woah, who's that? They're so good at cheerleading!
Person 2: She's so tall and funny! She's hella bella. I bet that's Bella Stratford.

Bella: *looks over and is hit in the face by a cheerleader in a bear costume*
Person 1:
Person 2:
Person 1 & 2: *Run as fast as they can away from the angry bella*
by hbirdsong March 10, 2019
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Jimmy Stathis

he’s very famous and very smart. like he’s very famous! keeps the gc going at 2am in the morning (his time). did i mention he’s very famous! jimmy if u see this i’m ur biggest fan and ur so funny.
JiMmY StAtHiS iS fAmOuS?
iS hE?
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william strat

Instead of using toilet paper when you take a dump, you use your index finger
Hey bro we’re out of toilet paper
“Just use the William Strat bro”
by Dredgen-Azreal June 22, 2019
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