Stressed Out

The best song ever!!!!!!!!!!!

Wish we could turn back time to the good old days when our momma sang us to sleep, but now we’re stressed out

by Blurryface_fan December 25, 2021

Jumping strays

Stealing unattended or abandoned drinks at a bar or party.

As in, Im so broke Ive been jumping strays all night.

by charlotte's big pole January 30, 2006

Pussy Traumatic Stress Disorder

Pussy Traumatic Stress Disorder (PTSD) not to be confused with Post Traumatic Stress Disorder is a mental illness where an individual ,in most cases a male incel, suffers episodes of delusion and hysteria due to the loss of unobtainable pussy.

Chuma: Bro did you hear about R-Boy? Their crush tricked them into watching her get her salad tossed.

Brantly: Awh hell nawh he def’ caught a case of Pussy Traumatic Stress Disorder!

by vinhfumblethebag2timer March 7, 2022

Detoxing yourself of lust and stress

When, for sometimes no reason, you begin to spontaneously either scream, or attempt to sing along to Metal, Death Metal, or Rock lyrics. Generally, the singer fails very badly at singing, and it is possible for the person to become emotional while singing. (crying, inserting people's names into the song) Generally this event happens after a breakup, but it could happen after any sort of stressful event.

Ryan: "Hey, why's Bryan screaming so loud?"
Sam: "He's doing that whole "Detoxing yourself of lust and stress" thing he does whenever Paula leaves him."
Ryan: "Aww, poor guy."
Bryan: "BECAUSE SHE'S DEAD TO ME, DEAD TO ME, DEAD TO ME, ARGGHHHH!!"

by rfry11 July 8, 2009

stassy

shortened name for stasshole.

"when you act like a stassy, it shows what a true stasshole you really are."

"i will visit gramma once a year. i have to go anyways to get my children's christmas gifts."

by nursebitter January 1, 2013

Post Traumatic Stress Eating (PTSE)

The compulsion to eat an inordinate amount of food after experiencing something marginally traumatizing. For example, ordering a "Gotta Have It"-size ice cream from Cold Stone Creamery and snarfing it quickly, then giving the excuse that one had surgery over two weeks ago.

"Did you see how much Karen ate after telling us about her latest breakup?""Yeah, she was definitely suffering from Post Traumatic Stress Eating (PTSE)."

by SamR1203 June 16, 2008

stressbaker

Someone who cooks or bakes to relieve stress.

So you baked a double batch of brownies because you're worried about your audition results? Wow, you're such a stressbaker!

by batski January 2, 2011