Stamped out bonfire

Grotesque looking cod pouch. Particularly apparent in redness and unruly hair.

"Yeah, Cheryl Cole's quite fit. Bet she's got a twat like a stamped out bonfire though"

by BigGusset March 26, 2009

Strapped Up

When you've got your roller skates laced up and you're ready to go out on a ride!

Brad: Hey are you ready to go roller skating
Sarah: Yeah man, I'm all strapped up!

by gamergirl031403 October 21, 2018

Scrambled eggs & bacon

Scrambled eggs & bacon is a form of fetish in which hammer is used to smash the genitalia of lovers, utill they look like a pulp

After job I am gonna get me some of scrambled eggs & bacon. MMM..mmm.m

by Notorious Chimp April 2, 2004

Stramble

in the hood when you cook (eggs) in a pan while stirring, usually after mixing whites and yolks together.

"I want dem cheese eggs, strambled"

by scumehoneybadger December 15, 2011

stapledick

The unfortunate consequence of trying to repair holes in underwear on the cheap. Contrary to the apparent image presented by the word, one does not staple his dick; rather, he staples the hole in the underwear correctly, but proceeds to get stabbed by the staples within. Often painful though, fortunately, rarely disastrous.

I noticed a split in my boxers down the seams and tried to fix it in my office with office supplies. Now I have stapledick.

by ElPresidenteEdeno September 14, 2011

trampled

1. To be so drunk that you feel like you've been mangled in a herd of animals; beyond hammered drunk.

2. To wake up and feel like you've been mangled in a herd of animals: recovery time 2-3 days.

3. To be so drunk that you wake up on a trampoline and have no idea where you are or where your shirt is.

1. Dude, I know we started partying at the bar but how did we end up at the petting zoo?....Yeah, you know we got trampled last night!

2. Dude can you cover my shift tomorrow, I got trampled drunk last night.

3. Dude, I got so trampled last night I woke up on a picnic table, in my underwear, with a plastic giraffe.

by little big/ big little December 25, 2010

Scrambled Eggs

The wrinkled, fried appearance of a chick's nipples after she has been tanning a lot.

"Man, I'd love to see her topless!"
"No way dude, the fake-n-bake gave her scrambled eggs."

by Pimp Jude January 20, 2007