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HighRes Steamer

When a coworker with a boston accent shits on your stomach and drags his ass into your mouth in a single, graceful movement leaving a brown and messy trail along the torso.

Optionally followed by a tape ball to the face or head area.
When questioned about his brown torso mohawk, Dave B responded that he just finished with Dave S special HighRes Steamer in the lunch room.
by Mitch Emulsifer February 11, 2010
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Colorado Steamer

The Art Of Defecating On Your Lovers Chest While Having Sex In The Snow
While Have Sex Out Side In The Snow John Decided To Warm His Partners Chest With A Colorado Steamer There For Doing His Version of The Cleavland Steamer In The Rocky Mountains In COLORADO
by El Lechero401 March 29, 2010
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pac-man strategy

driving between the broken lines of two lanes
that guy must be driving drunk; he doing the pac-man strategy
by kyndra December 26, 2003
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Steamed Rice

In Korean, "steamed rice" is slang for "Newbie". It evolves into the sentence "You are my steamed rice", which simply means "I own you". Popular during Starcraft ceremonies when the winner throws a bowl of steamed rice towards the direction of the loser of the match(s).
by CrazedOrient January 13, 2009
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Shanghai Steamer

Executing a Cleveland Steamer from a great distance above the intended victim. This will enable the log to hang and swing with the grace of a chandelier in a cheap horror movie, before plummeting to it’s death.

The Shanghai Steamer’s can be executed in a public handicap bathroom stall by standing on the side hand rails.

The Shanghai Steamer is great for turd diving Olympics.

The Shanghai Steamer is also used for implementing the upper decker.
After being fired, I ape hanged in the bathroom and gave my former employer a Shanghai Steamer to remember me by.
by Old Dirty November 11, 2004
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strategic clutter

(noun) an organized mess, where it's chaos but you still know where everything is
"my room isn't messy, it's just full of strategic clutter"
by osn4p August 8, 2009
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strategic vom

The vom you undertake when you start feeling sick, in order to get it over and done with so that you can keep on partying without feeling sick.
Look man, if you're starting to feel a bit sick, go have a strategic vom.
by Thaned July 31, 2010
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