poseur straight edge

One who begins to act straight edge for fashion, rather than physical or emotional health. Usually poseur straight edges can be identified by being 13-15, ages when most have no choice but to be straight edge, but few choose to flaunt it. Pen-drawn X's on the back of the hands are one of the only things that is similar between a real straight edge and a poseur straight edge. Poseur straight edges are essentially whatever clic the individual was before they found that marker, plus two black x's. These kids usually are not part of the hardcore scene in itself, but try to salvage their integrity by listening to watered-down, cookie cutter hardcore music.

Ernest: Hey! That kid looks hardcore straightedge! Oh wait! He is wearing dickies shorts and 130 dollar skater shoes and he has blonde hair! Whoops!

by 6:47 AM June 5, 2005

Vegan Straight Edge

A commitment for life.

Remain a threat, Vegan Straight Edge!

by coltonxvx October 14, 2010

Colorado straight edge

Where you quit doing all drugs and drinking but keep smoking weed.

My liver is hurting, its time to go Colorado straight edge.

by joshthephotographer138 January 7, 2014

sally straight edge

An above the influence, wimpy, kiss-ass, cookie cutter, annoying or pussy type of person.

david: "Want to hangout with the crew tonight?"

jeff: "Not if you want to party and drink..."

david: "Alright Sally Straight Edge, fuck you"

by tgod911xo January 25, 2011

xteh straight edge

A new designation for persons who still insist they are straight edgers, but whom are no longer hardcore straight-edge. They can bend the straight-edge to suit their own individual situation, for example they may choose to smoke but not have casual sex. Or they make occasionally choose to drink alcoholic beverages but continue to obstain from nicotine or any other drugs. Also, they may follow all straight-edge philosophy except food constraint, refusing to be veggie or vegan. Basically an 'xteh' is only totally against illegal drugs and casual unmeaningful sex. Possibly derived from x-ing one of the the straight edge double x's and combining it with the recently popularized prefix 'teh.'

"Is Sara still straight edge?"

"No, I think she's xteh straight edge now because I saw her drinking beer at the last show."

by lilydeathmeh October 13, 2007

Irish straight edge

The same thing as straight edge, but
allow drinking, one does not have to
be Irish but it helps

'Ur not straight edge, u drink!'
'i'm Irish straight edge'

by Drunkshiri August 2, 2007

straight edged

abstaining from alcohol, smoking and recreational drug use.Some adherents may also abstain from caffeine and promiscuity.

dark and battle are straight edged,but not stoney

by mr moo moo June 29, 2008