a person who characterizes himself or herself as straight, but occasionally dabbles in sexual conduct with a partner of the same gender.
Originated from Vassar College students, who tend to find themselves somewhat hereto-flexible during their college years.
Originated from Vassar College students, who tend to find themselves somewhat hereto-flexible during their college years.
Emily: I saw the guy I have a crush on hooking up with another guy in the Mug last night. I don't know what to think...
Sarah: Oh, don't worry. He is Vassar Straight.
Sarah: Oh, don't worry. He is Vassar Straight.
by cockmaster23 October 30, 2008
Get the Vassar Straight mug.That one girl that wants to be friends with the gay men but despises lesbians. She thinks she’s so above everyone and has a y’all boyfriend and a gang of friends. Don’t ever cross her until she’s had her hot cheetos or mt. dew!!
Lesbian: “Hello :)”
Straight Girl: “Ew get away from me”...
Gay Guy: “Wassup Bitches 😘”
Straight Girl: *drools*
Straight Girl: “Ew get away from me”...
Gay Guy: “Wassup Bitches 😘”
Straight Girl: *drools*
by LesbianUWU October 13, 2019
Get the Straight Girl mug.Something so awesome or so horrible that it cannot be defined in any other way. It can be good or bad depending on the context or situation.
"Dude, did you see that skezy girl at the club the other night? She was straight raping!"
"New years 2012 was straight raping! I had the time of my life."
"New years 2012 was straight raping! I had the time of my life."
by Chantelle Renee January 2, 2012
Get the Straight raping mug.A straight in poker, but only 4 cards long (rather than the required 5). Usually thrown down onto the felt with great enthusiasm, and accompanied by a chip-raking motion with one's free arm.
by Feisty Warwick January 28, 2008
Get the Chappelli straight mug.Referring to an object that is, in fact, straight in front of the person or object in question. Used by supremely cool high schooler(s).
by gangstud1 March 3, 2021
Get the Straight and Forward mug.A guy who says he's straight but is actually gay. In some cases, this gets very serious.
Example of serious cases: Acts straight but actually loves getting fucked by his mates
Another example: Acts straight but jerks off to pictures of his mates
Example of serious cases: Acts straight but actually loves getting fucked by his mates
Another example: Acts straight but jerks off to pictures of his mates
by Menkisser <3 October 15, 2023
Get the "Straight" guy mug.A person who hasn't had even the faintest fantasy of going gay or bi much less actually take that step. A proper straight person.
gay guy (1) : my new neighbour is hawt af. You should see his eyes and his abs.
gay guy (2) : shame really cuz I heard that he is straight as parallel.
gay guy (1) : bummer :(
gay guy (2) : shame really cuz I heard that he is straight as parallel.
gay guy (1) : bummer :(
by skinnySinner January 13, 2015
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