Scottish handcuffs

When you can't shake someone's hand or pick up your phone because you are double-fisting drinks, either because you are holding your significant other's, or because you're a lush and ordered Scotch and Guinness.

Ahh, crap my phone is ringing and I've got Scottish handcuffs. Hold my beer, damnit!

by bass_n_treble November 5, 2010

Scottie P. says

An informent of all things wise and intelligent.

A Scottie P. is also a extremely attractive and multitalented genius who is a modern day scholar and is transcending everyday life

Thats Scottie P. says sign is blowing my mind!
Yo that shit was almost Scottie P. like!

by Timmy2shoes November 21, 2010

Scottie Barnes

The best fuking NBA player of all time. He’s the real deal and nobody should ever mess with him. If u ever make Scottie mad get ready for him to drop 100 on u. Also the greatest Toronto Raptor of all time DADDIES

OMG who just gave that man a facial?
SCOTTIE BARNES FUKING NIGGA

by Her Fav Person ever (D) December 1, 2021

Scottish

One of the few, one of the proud. Only country not to give in without a long fight against the Romans. Greatest drinkers on the planet. Fun loving people who dinny hold a grudge (except with england). You know you love us cause you've no reason to hate us!!!

Did you see that Scottish guy last night? What a laugh man!!

by Vin86 March 14, 2007

Scott Mills

Radio 1's drive time dj and the best dj on the day time line up, well loved for his funny banter with Chappers and hilarious features such as "Flirt Divert" and "Oh What's Occuring"

"you know its nearly home time when you hear Scott Mills' voice. What a legend!!"

by Ferrari F-50 July 7, 2009

Beam me up, Scotty

A simple fix out of a difficult situation. No matter what the occasion, it will save you. It worked for the crew of the Enterprise, why not you.

Mother-in-law: Laura, why the hell did you bring up your douchebag husband to the family reunion?!

You: Beam me up, Scotty!

by InfectedBoot July 2, 2009

Leon “Scott” Edwards

Leon “Fish Eyes” Scott is a less known Mix Martial Artist from Grand Brittain, famous to be insatiable in the art of wining and begging for big fights to no avail. He is most recognized for being on the receiving end of the 3-piece and a soda by the Gamebred fighter in addition to shouting obliteration towards Cowboy Cerrone only to go to full distance with him. He continues on his grinding journey to come up the rankings, but it’s not looking great for him.

When Leon “Scott” Edwards fights, everyone goes to sleep.

by Pseudonymolic September 23, 2019