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Statton

thats just.. STATTON!
by samuel_doddy March 5, 2008
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Staten Island

Just about half of what was previously said is true. Not everyone is an idiot, we're home to a highly ranked High School, #1 according to the Post. Sure we have Fresh Kills, the mall, 3 movie theaters, and that's about it. But we have a go-karting place somewhere, and nobody's ever too old for Chuck-E-Cheese's or Fun Station. Not everyone's a guido. Not everyone is a republican. Not everyone is rich. We have projects in almost every area. They just may be better in some. As a mid-islander, most people are middle-class. There are quite affluent families, and a lot of Italians, some descendants of mob bosses do remain. The South shore is more affluent and suburban compared to the North Shore but there is a variety of races in both areas. Yeah we have accents, 4 bridges, 1 train line and accents. But we also have some of the best cars, are getting the largest ferris wheel in the world, and an outlet mall. So Staten Island shouldn't be under estimated or stereotyped even though a lot of the teenagers are stuck-up, racist, wannabe ghetto white kids, there are smart, non-Italian, financially stable people all around the island who aren't guidos. We're Suburban/Urban and I love that there are fantastic cars here that people can freely drive unlike in other boroughs.
I live on Staten Island, am a teenage girl, I don't cake on make up, I'm smart, I own Juicy and Coach items, I love the mall, I'm probably not getting a car until I'm at least half done with college, I'm not White or African-American or Hispanic. I'm mostly mid-island, I have lived on the North Shore and I have family on the South Shore and I can prove that a lot of Staten Island stereotypes are complete and utter crap. But we do have a lot of potholes and assholes are common all over New York City.
by SIer January 25, 2013
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Staten Island Accents

Girls and boys from Staten Island have these "accents". Mostly girls, but also some boys. Some are very thick, and some aren't. We 'staten islanders' pronounce COFFEE as CAWFFEE. sometime's it is hard to understand what we're saying. Not ALL people from staten island have staten island accents. People usually describe the accent by telling us we add an extra "A" to the end of some words.
Erica: "hey, can i have some cawfee?"
Vic: " why don't you get it yaself, yer so lazy ."
Chris: "ah you have Staten Island Accents?!"
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Mike: "yooo i want some sawsages right now. Im gonna count to fawh and you betta get me some."
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Girl 1: "oh my gawwwwd, i hate ha so much. its like ridiculous."
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Girl 2: "my mom said you could come ovaa lata and we'll see what we can do, maybe we could to the mawll."
by S.I girl 7 April 24, 2009
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Stationing

Euphemism for masturbation. Refers to private use of one's masturbation station (i.e. bedroom, bathroom, or computer room).
I accidentally walked in on him while he was stationing it up.
by Clames August 14, 2009
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Masturbus Station

*wtf are you doing homo?
*painting on masturbus station.retarded!
by malaka mou July 15, 2009
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sodemization station

"hey bro see that girl over there?"
"yeah, what about her?"
"I heard nick totally stuck his between the leg peg in her sodemization station last night!"
by artcwolfman June 26, 2012
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Plane Station

The term Thomas used to refer to an airport because he forgot that it was called an airport that fucking dumbass.
“The nearest plane station is 3 hrs away in Knoxville, TN :)” -Thomas
by SomeGayBitch May 3, 2018
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