satandamned

This word means the same as, "goddamned" but a different deity is referenced.

{From a website about phoney-bologna fake 'battles' between various commercial spokespeople, spokesanimals, and spokesthings}: "That goddamn faggoty-ass talking Taco Bell dog goes to the drive through window and relieves the till of a roll of quarters. It takes aim at that satandamned Kia Rapping Rat, and let's 'er rip! The roll of quarters misses it's intended target and explodes rather noisily against the manager's door."

by Telephony August 25, 2014

Hotter than Satan's Anus

A phrase said when it is unbelievably hot. So hot you think your face is going to melt off.

If hell is the hottest place imaginable, than imagine how hot in must me in Satan's anus.

Good Lord it's hotter than Satan's anus in here!

by LucyLuWhooo December 13, 2010

Satan's Mailbox

Writing a self-addressed stamped erotic letter, then placing it in a woman's vagina and lighting it on fire. Afterwards you put the fire out with your jizz.

Yo I gave that ho a Satan's mailbox. Pussy's still burnt foo

by Standid January 10, 2008

Satanist

Free thinkers, people who can think for themselves and have faith within themselves instead of putting their lives into the hands of someone who no one knows if they really exsist.
They don't worship satan or god...or any higher power...they worship themselves...they believe they are their own god and that they are responsible for their own actions.

I'm not a slave to a god that doesn't exsist!

by Meagen January 21, 2004

Satan Death

Describes highly potent narcotics.

I copped a teener of some Satan Death meth.

by Uncle Beasley April 22, 2006

secret satan

Derived from the Christmas tradition, "Secret Santa", modified for Halloween. Participants all put their names into a hat and then randomly choose a name. Each participant then creates a costume (either the idea or the full costume) for the person whose name they chose.

Melissa was forced to dress as a giant vagina because that is what her Secret Satan told her to wear.

by jefftimesten September 17, 2006

satanism

Satanism is very different from the worshipping of the Christian Satan, or demons. It's an atheistic philosophy of life, celebrating man's carnal instincts, and not to supress your indulgences. Anton Szandor LaVey was the first person to give this way of living a life, and he chose Satanism. If Satanism has nothing to do with the Devil or demons, why does it have the word Satan in it? Satan is a symbol for indulgence, for what other people perceive as "evil". We believe that man is God, so birthdays are the most important of the Satanic holidays. The other Satanic holidays are the Solstices, and Walpurgisnacht (Hallow's Eve). The symbol of Satanism is the pentagram, with the head of Baphomet in it. There are nine Satanic statements, and eleven Satanic Rules of the Earth. The Satanic Bible was released in 1966, written by LaVey. It contains the books of Satan, Lucifer, Belial, and others. As well, it contains the Thirteen Keys, translated by LaVey himself. So, in short, forget what people tell you about Satanism. It's not doing drugs, killing children, or sacrificing animals, it's a celebration of indulgence and man's body.

"dude, you worship the Devil!"
"no, I practice Satanism"
"same thing!"
"go read the Satanic Bible, you ignorant wretch of a human being"

by Satanic_Wrath November 17, 2006