semi-shaped 2x4 and commie steel

any soviet or russian military firearm that infects this world-

much hated by Americans.

the semi shaped 2x4 comes from the stock while the commie steel comes from the barreled action.

the communist picked up his semi-shaped 2x4 and commie steel and died when it blew up in his face

by just a good ol' boy May 27, 2011

Dog Stared

When you go to a friend or family's house and they have several loose dogs running amok inside the house and you try to sit down and eat and the dogs just sit there and stare at you for hours.

Dude I went to my Bros house for a BBQ this weekend and I got totally dog stared the entire time. What a bummer. I lost my appetite and went home.

by 70'srocker September 30, 2016

blob of person shaped misery

A Sentient blob of person shaped misery (BOPSM) is often used to describe a person of a minimal existence. This person is often a drain on those around them and can suck the "fun" out of any situation. They find it extremely difficult to succeed in their daily doings and in turn take out this frustration by draining the energy of those around them.

Adam: Lets get fucking drunk!
Mike: naw, i got hw.. and a meeting and then another meeting. whateva.
Adam: Mike, your a bitch.
Mike:well i dont know what im doing tonight.
Adam: I am trying to make plans with you... that is what your doing tonight?
Mike: well ill let you know... i might work or something or have to have dinner with my family or something. im a loser.
Adam: fuck your just a blob of person shaped misery

by agarts1 January 13, 2011

stabed

when reading a paragraph and you pronounce stabbed wrong, and the person next to you wont stop laughing.

i just stabed someone in the back.

by brenda4375t87t9 December 14, 2010

mart-shaped box

A big-box store, such as Wal-Mart and Target. Often specializes in one-stop shopping. Partially responsible for urban sprawl and the downfall of shopping malls.

I do all my shopping at the mart-shaped box.

by Fred the Wolf September 5, 2005

Triangle shaped cup holder

A cup holder located in a car that is in the shape of a triangle.
Mostly used to hold an ice cream cone.

"where did ella leave her ice cream cone?"
"i belive she left it in the triangle shaped cup holder

by bellasue1234 June 19, 2009

Stamped

to have sex, or the want to have sex

Did you get stamped last night?; How long has it been since you been stamped?

by donester April 7, 2011