Stall Philosophy

words or messages scrawled on the inside of public restroom's stalls, usually with deep meaning or thought. An intellectual version of Stall art or graffiti.

A: "dude, i was sittin taking a dump, and i look up and see this sharpie thing talking about how 'through graffiti two random people communicate through space and time in an instant.' it was deep."

B: "you just got metaphorically hit with a nugget of stall philosophy, man."

by inkonthepaper January 27, 2011

Stall Ninja

Someone sitting in the stall next to you whom you never hear until the toilet flushes, the sink goes off or just the bathroom door open and close.

Jim heard what I said about him in the bathroom; damn he must be a stall ninja!

by bigmanproductions September 3, 2013

Short-stalled

Short-stalling is the absence of bathroom etiquette wherein someone, when given a choice of bathroom stalls, sits in the stall next to someone already using one when they had the option of choosing another stall and leaving a "buffer zone" between them and the other stall occupant.

Bob short-stalled me again after lunch today - four stalls available and he sits right next to me!

by Rubixkewb April 12, 2019

Kira Stephanie Cummings And Zunilda Virginia Junco's Program Advance Called Bath Room Stall

Kira Stephanie Cummings And Zunilda Virginia Junco's Program Advance Called Bath Room Stall

Kira Stephanie Cummings And Zunilda Virginia Junco's Program Advance Called Bath Room Stall

by TheSpartanicaOfAnyHellstromu3e March 23, 2025

stall swappa

Taking a shit in one stall, then moving to an adjacent stall to wipe, leaving the feces as a present for who may come next

Bro was actin up so i had to leave a stall swappa for him

by Beckett reid September 8, 2023

Shower Stall Massacre

When you blast explosive diarrhea all over the wall of the shower stall.

Knowing I was going to have explosive diarrhea, I performed a shower stall massacre.

by ESDI-80 August 1, 2024

deep stall

A deep stall is an airplane stall where not only does the aircraft not get enough lift from the wind speed, but, there's enough wind to push the nose of the plane up which makes it impossible for the plane to pitch back down to exit the stall normally.
Basically there's not enough wind to lift the whole plane but there's enough lift to keep the nose up which removes the possibility to pitch down and escape the maneuver.

When the pilot entered a deep stall he sobbed violently.

"Captain I think we're fucked. We're in a deep stall now..."

"Why the hell aren't we pitching down!?" Oblivious pilot.

by C4BrickorSleep October 9, 2023