Pubic Stache

When a guy rubs skeet on a girls upper lip and then puts his pubes on her upper lip to make a pubic mustache. (huge turnoff)

"I made a big mistake by giving her a pubic stache"

by Oeltjens January 31, 2010

Terlesky 'stache

1. a lame, 80s-style mustache often seen on mullet-heads or other unattractive men, a la John Terlesky, the B movie actor famous for roles in terrible movies like the All Nighter and Deathstalker 2.

Yo, did you see that guy's Terlesky 'stache? He looks like such loser.

by L Wrong Hubbard November 30, 2009

Cop Stache

A bad ass mustache primarily sported by old-school cops and homosexuals.

Never trust a cop without a mustache! Hey dude check out my cop stache. Wow you look like a real life shakey head!

by MyAlergies July 29, 2007

Charity Stache

A mustache grown out by a man for a specific cause or awareness, usually a charity. It can also refer to a situation in which a man pledges to shave off the mustache he wears regularly if a certain variable is met.

1. Guy: What is that?
Guy 2: It's a charity stache. We're growing out mustaches in support of cancer research.
Guy: Oh, that's cool.

2. Coach Burnett says he will shave off his mustache if the 1st period boys basketball team wins the home room canned food drive.

by Tex-Mex Shawn C. December 4, 2010

Chode Stach

a mustache which resembles the hair between a guys balls and his asshole

My boss, Shawn Shepler, is a classic CHODE STACH!

by former LB BEEZY March 12, 2003

pit stache

the type of moustache worn by heavy metal listeners that frequent the pit at a heavy metal concert. usually thin, it manifests as a shadow above the lip, somewhat akin to what a fifteen year old could grow.

"That guy has a pit stache. He must listen to Van Halen, brah."

by a. aab March 9, 2007

Bro-stache

A bro-stache is similar to a "trash-stache." It is a thin layer of peach fuzz type hair that is not fully grown into a full mustache yet. It derives from young latino boys ranging from the ages of 12-20. This age range of young latinos predominantly have these staches and call each other "bros," which is where the term "bro-stache" came from.

Morgan: Woh! Hey Steph, did you just see that kid with the sweet bro-stache?
Steph: Yeah, he looks like such white trash!

by Sammy Jack June 28, 2009