cum squelch

Like tone squelch on a walkie talkie but with cum from “wankie pankie”.

Jack was feeling sexually abandoned on a deserted island so he wanked out an SOS in cum squelch all over his sleeping girlfriends face in the hope of rescue.

by Hambone Fakenamington December 28, 2021

Chop tha Squad

To perform services (usually sexual) for the whole crew.

Aye girl you trying to come through and Chop tha squad?

by LIL___t January 5, 2015

that doesn't mean squat to me

You don't care about something or your done with whatever is going on around you.

Kelly: I'm 13 and he's 15 so why can't we date?
Mom: Your age difference that doesn't mean squat to me! You are not dating.

by GirlWithAlotOfDrama November 23, 2016

hershey squirts

A particularly pernicious, nasty, form of diahhroea in which the victim feels the need to pass gas, but instead liquid shit comes squirting out resulting in a very unpleasant shitting of one's pants, often in a public or otherwise unforgiving location, far from a shithouse.

Damn, I thought I was just gonna fart, but had the Hershey Squirts and wound up shitting myself right there in the mall.

by Wally, the Grotee November 22, 2003

Squizz

Slang for "taking a look" at something.

Person, "My leg hurts!"

Doctor friend, "Here, let me have a squizz."

by G-knee-yes October 20, 2011

squid game

people dying and shit

person 1: squid game is fuckin easy its just childrens play
person 2: well uh yeah

by gamescape or something October 9, 2021

Squiz

The Aussie slang equivalent, to 'check out' or have a look at.

Person A: Have you seen that video of Miley Cyrus?
Person B: nah mate. I'll have a squiz

by Evs123 December 26, 2014