spooning snorkel

a breathing device used when you're spooning with your wife/slampiece

Man I was spooning with Meredith last night and i had to use a spooning snorkel so i could breath.

by big bert 69 March 18, 2011

Sploofing

Sucking Noodles throw a straw while hitting it from the back

Last night me and my girl went sploofing.

by Pineapplecow November 13, 2019

sleep spooning

not quite spooning. this spooning is done alone.

when youre sleeping alone and lie like youre spooning someone.

i didnt get laid last night, but thats ok, i just sleep spooned the air
sleep spooning, wooo

by rainbows, cars and lemonade March 26, 2008

Spooning

Getting a spoon shoved up your rectum.

Ashley+black man with all his drunk white buddies=spooning up the ass (Spoon in the butt) or (Black man shoves spoon in females rectum)

by Sir Digims June 18, 2010

Man-splaining

The male art of explaining a concept in such basic terms that even a woman could understand it.

So I was man-splaining to my wife that toothpaste is best squeezed from the bottom and not from the middle of the tube.

by Borys Kickabollockoff September 18, 2018

SloopingjohnB

A guy who licks shit out of another guys ass <esp sailors>

That Rodrigues man! He was with Paulos last night man! SloopingjohnB!

by Yeah Right July 18, 2003

Soup Spooning

The art of spooning, although the people spooning are obese

"that Guy is fat, so hes soup spooning"

by SsHhEeSsHh August 9, 2004