Splodge

A small, wet mass of any sort, or the onomatapeic word for the noise it makes. Also a shortened form of Sploodge.

That paint fell from the ceiling and landed with a splodge.

If you're going to buttfuck me at least clean up your Splodge.

by Testes_tony July 19, 2003

spliggit

Another name for cum

she got spliggit in here eye!

Ew, you have spliggit on your shirt!

Man girl, i didn't even get there, he spliggits too damn fast.

by Amanda Perkins February 7, 2004

splongul

A pet-name for a penis. Most commonly used by parents too embarassed to say the word "penis" in front of their children.

"If you keep playing with your splongul it'll fall off."

by Mark BSAS June 24, 2008

Splooge Humps

When u Jizz on a Girls Stomach then ride the ripples ("humps") with your beer belly and floppy wang.

I was gonna blow my load in Suzie on Middle Beach, but decided to ride them "Splooge Humps" instead.

by OceanGrover123 July 22, 2009

Sploinky Doinky

stealing in discord slang

"bruh imma hit a sploinky doinky on that guy"
"oh no! someone hit a sploinky doinky on me"

by Tainted Farmer December 7, 2022

Yoinkety sploinkety

Yoinkety sploinkety is a slang term for vehicular manslaughter.

“Oh look, theres a gay guy crossing the street! I’m about to pull a yoinkety sploinkety.”

by Alberth Einstain February 7, 2022

Splooge

A liquid like substance emmitted from the penis when the penis owner has reached his sexual climax.

OH shyt bitch! Oh my GOD! AH, OH almost..... Oh! SPLOOOOOOGE!

by Sploogie April 2, 2003