Splooge

ejaculate fluid, jizz, cum

Sgt_slaughter21 splooged all over his keyboard.

by Anonymous April 13, 2003

Saloon doors

Another word for vagina.

In reference to when a baby is born, the outer part of the vagina flaps in and out for about a second or two. This gives the appearance of saloon doors opening and closing like in old western movies when a cowboy walks into the place.

Did you see that that chick give birth?! That baby came flying out of those saloon doors.

by EZRJPOOWEE April 13, 2010

Splooge Graffiti

Act of creating artwork with ones semen.

The only down side to living with two guys is that they leave the Splooge Graffiti for me to find.

by Cory September 21, 2004

Splood

A mixture of semen and blood that results from either rough sex or from sex while a girl is menstruateing

"Man, I fucked that slut senseless and afterwards there was splood everywhere!"

by P-money April 26, 2006

Splooge-ology

The study of splooge (semen) and its many variations.
1. If its chunky and lumpy, it's cream corn.
2. If its watery and fizzy, it's cream soda.
3. If its going into something (such as an orphace), it's cream pie.
4. If its thick and really white, its cream cheese.
5. If its white and light, its whipped cream.

"I need to study my Splooge-ology".
"Oh god I'm going to CREAM CORN, good thing I know Splooge-ology".

by The Evil Squarehead June 21, 2011

phantom splooge

An ejaculatory deposit that vanishes into thin air.

I gave up on cleaning because it was a phantom splooge.

by Beerczar July 22, 2017

Splong

To splong is to break the social rules, defined by a community.
This can result in a ban from the community and being ignored and repelled by community members.

"He's splonging again! What a mediawhore! Let's kick him in the ass!"

by Ano Nymous February 16, 2008