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Shardabate

To wank and take a dump then cum on your dump.
i took a massive shardabate
by james 85345678923 September 3, 2011
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Shard-on

(N) A meth-induced erection, usually happens while the pipe is being hit...
Man, that shit gave me a shard-on.!
by Natasha Dubsackowski April 23, 2017
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The Shard

The Shard is a 309m 72 story glass skyscraper in London UK. It has an Observation deck from the 68th - 72nd floors. Its the tallest building in Europe and has breathtaking views.
Guy 1: 'Hey man are you going to the shard today?'

Guy 2: 'Yep, the views from the observation decks are amazing!'
by Crimson Rainbow May 26, 2014
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Shard

A portmanteau of the verbs "shit" and "fart," which describes the instance of accidentally shitting one's pants based on the assumption of farting prior to release.

A bit of technical information:

Despite one's intuition that the un-inflected form of the verb would be "shart," (borrowing the onset from "shit" and the rhyme of "fart") It's phonological realization, "shard," implies that the word entered the lexicon as "sharted."

Much in the same way the words "writer" and "rider" can not be distinguished from one another in speech with out a rich enough context (because they sound the same), "sharded" and "sharted" will also sound identical due to flapping. Hence, speakers of English chose "shard" as opposed to "shart" by means of back-formation. Selection of the phoneme /d/ over /t/ can likely be attributed to the feature {+voice} of the flapped consonant.
Aw man! I think I just sharded my pants!
by k.trü May 3, 2009
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sardinemobile

"Sorry I'm late, but I spent twenty minutes in a sardinemobile."
by Luke October 10, 2003
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Sardine Emergency

Something very important that comes up on thursday afternoon so you can miss work on Friday and go to Sevilla and eat sardines instead.
Alvaro will not be in the office today he had a sardine emergency
by Littletwerp May 3, 2008
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shardening

The act of grooming the carpet for lost meth or shards.
I caught my homeboy shardening his carpet he was hurting that bad.
by felon481 February 4, 2010
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