Somali birth

When someone does a big smelly jobby in their pants.

Man needs a jobby outside, no toilet paper, "somali birth is happening".

by G UNIT IN DA CLUB PAPA G!!!! June 27, 2010

Somalian Lawnmower

1) The act of biting ones gouch and/or taint hair off and chewing in an erotic fasion

2) The act of pouring a sweet, thick liquid such as syrup on a partner's genetalia and extracting the substance carefully with ones teeth

"Robyn has a few pubes in her teeth, but I bet Scott liked that Somalian lawnmower."

by Hammer and Sickle May 21, 2006

SOFL

Seizure On Floor Laughing

girl: LOLZ Kitteh having a fit!!!

guy: Yeah, me too! SOFL!!!

by IgniteMe August 21, 2008

somf

Some Old Mother Fucker. Coined by Aerosmith's Steven Tyler. Check out some teeshirts of his circa 1993.

You're SOMF.

by Commonwealth1325 October 19, 2003

SoMF

Stands for "Secrets of Magic Forum", a place where you can learn cool trciks and magic stuff

It's a place where people who share an interest in Magic, card tricks and that sort of stuff, help each other out. So SoMF is a place to learn some cool tricks & stuff from other people like yourself - but mainly "Magic", which is pretty cool anyway.

by Jason Gom August 6, 2008

somf

Story Of My Life. Something you hear, or see that always happens to you either good or bad. Typically, people use it as a way to agree with someone else's story that they can relate to.

Person 1: "I always drop the bar of soap in the bath and then I can never find it."

Person 2: "Somf"

by meiknafla June 14, 2010

Somalia

Somalia doesn't not in fact exist . When you reach Somalia the only thing you will find is a chunk error. People who identify as Somalian are people who fell inside and were transported in the Nordic countries with all their memories whipped .

I'm going on vacation on Somalia :)

by Pæpæ September 25, 2019