Snowman

Snowman: king of the snowflakes (a very fragile, easily offended, overly sensitive person)

John has perfected the art of being offended by the slightest of criticisms.
Oh, so he's a snowflake?

Nah. Forget snowflake. More like a full-blown snowman.

by Epicurus2024 April 22, 2024

snowman lesbian

Similar to a peacock preening its feathers, the snowman lesbian builds and maintains her snowman in order to attract a mate. A snowman lesbian might spend days or even weeks on a single snowman but finding another lesbian to U-Haul home with makes it all worth it.

John: “Why’d she move to Montana?”
Betty: “Oh, she’s a snowman lesbian. She’s gotta go live somewhere with a lot of snow to have any chance of getting laid.”

by Zohiel January 20, 2025

Snowman

A black man who loves or dates white woman exclusively.

Bruh is a snowman, he stay surrounded by snow bunnies.

by ModernThoth March 21, 2025

Snowman

Derogatory slur for gay white men that can’t handle the sun

Fuck you, you snowman

by Peperjck May 31, 2025

Snowman Slide

To snort a line of cocaine.

"Yo, I'm about to do the Snowman Slide."

by PGeezy September 29, 2025

snowman sex

When you or another covers themselves in snow and get missionary from another person wearing a top hat scarf and carrot in their mouth.

Aunt Carol let’s experiment with snowman sex tonight.

by ChaseA January 7, 2026

chinese snowman

The act of urinating on a snowman causing the color of the snow to change to yellow.

"Hey look, sharky has a Chinese snowman!"

"Yea, I think his dog pissed on it and ate the carrot."

by Tonyg019 December 11, 2013