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tuna snatch

An insult that can be used when a woman's snatch smells like tuna due to neglect or maybe even overuse
"Damn why does the cougar bar smell like a fish market?"
"Oh that's where all the tuna snatches in this town hang out"
by tuna69 October 20, 2011
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Dragon Snatch

When a girl queefs and it stinks like dragon breath. Halitosis of the cunt. A pussy that smells like a rotting corpse in the summer. Rancid snatch.
As soon as she peeled off her panties, the whole room became filled with Dragon Snatch.
by Inspector Vaget December 8, 2018
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Snatch Tiller

While holding onto her legs you furiously pound her froth cabbage while running her face through the topsoil.

Plural: Snatch Tilling

Also see: Culti-vage Culti-vagining
It was a hot and sweaty day while I was working outside, my balls wet and quivering in anticipation for the mornings snatch tillings. Readying my bulk behind my most tasty bitch, I stuck my wicked wank inside her mossy abyss. Driving forward with every push, I ramburgled her face into the dirt and pushed her forward tilling my vast lands as a snatch tiller. Much akin to my fathers before me.
by Jimmy Rustlers Grampy July 31, 2013
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Snatch Mullet

Like the original "mullet" business in the front, party in the back design. The snatch mullet consists of abnormally long pubic hair at the lowest portion of the vagina, beside the lips, flowing back to the anus, with a teased, short perm around the clitorous.
I was gonna go down on Linda, but pillow pants jumped out of her snatch mullet!
by fubar1234567 January 26, 2011
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Snatch Smear

When a female rubs an item on her snatch before giving it to someone or placing back in its original location. This is the female equivalent of dirty dick.
I knew a waitress from some restaurant that used to snatch smear customer's toast and pancakes before serving them if they were rude to her.
by Mattoland March 12, 2017
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sloppy snatch

a lift performed by somebody unfamiliar with Olympic lifting. whereby one lifts the bar from the floor overhead.
Alyssa had a rough night, so she had a sloppy snatch
by jawesome99 December 24, 2012
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snatchy snatch

When a female is being more than a "cunt" it is appropriate to call her this. It's much friendlier but takes on the same meaning. Anytime a female has a bitchy tone it is safe to say she is a snatchy snatch.
You sure are being a vicious snatchy snatch.
by Thesnatchiest September 27, 2013
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