smarmaloney

(1) Sandwich meat that is WAY past it's expiration date: has a funky smell, a slimy coating, and is not fit to be eaten.
(2) A lie that a smarmy person tells you.
(3) Rotten meat

That lying buffoon is so full of smarmaloney, I don't believe a word he says.

by NoLoKarmaShow September 17, 2013

smarmshark

(1) A smarmy person that takes advantage of other people's misfortunes, for their own personal gain.
(2) A creepy troll with questionable hygiene.
(3) An unethical shyster.

Man, that real estate agent you hired turned out to be a real smarmshark! I can't believe she lied about her certification!

by NoLoKarmaShow September 18, 2013

smarmaceuticals

(1) Questionable party drugs, distributed by a greasy scumbag.
(2) All recalled, formerly FDA approved, treatment medications.

(3) Greedy drug manufacturing companies.

Gosh, I wonder why these smarmaceuticals charge $100 for a pill that costs them a penny to make?? That just doesn't add up!

by NoLoKarmaShow September 21, 2013

smarmbro humor

Otherwise known as "smarmy bro humor." Humor based on the need to make others look stupid. Smarmbro humor usually manifests itself on the pranking side of YouTube, where idiotic teenage boys toe the line between pranking and breaking the law. Smarmbros love to showcase their enormously inflated egos as they scare random people shitless just for kicks.
The smarmbro's condescending attitude toward women should also be noted. Sexual harassment, to them, is just another funny game. Bikini-clad girls make for great playtoys and clickbait.

Smarmbro humor is satirized in the "I'm Ethan Bradbury" meme.

Smarmbro humor is just one side effect of smarmy teenage boys who think they're hot shit.

by normaldo June 12, 2016

scarmpy

When you eat so fast you start seeing colors and start hallucinating that you're on a shrimp boat that specifically searches for a lost man named Stanley Scarmp.

"That buffet really made me feel scarmpy."

"Dude me too, I saw Stanley two times."

by Kiahnkerz March 6, 2017

sharmootah

When you call someone slutty

Mokhtar your are a sharmootah

by HusseinSherif_Lazalezoo June 27, 2017

sharmiza

Sharmiza is a girl who is hard working. The first thing in her mind is education come first. When she wants something she goes for it. Even though she is very passionate about what she wants, she is also very insecure and sensitive. She is protective over her friends and family and will destroy anyone who disrespects them. She was very good and polite in sex. She only needs one man in one time in her life. Some man like her because of her intelligence and she looks attractive because she is smart. Sharmiza only has one special friend because she gets in mini arguments with other close ones. Sharmiza is a strong girl who will take down any wall. She is funny, athletic and smart but doesn’t know it.

Look out it’s Sharmiza.

*Her personality is so Sharmiza
*She look smart as Sharmiza

by Melted December 29, 2017