Slump

A small albino giraffe the is stuck on an island and is really sad.... because he is stuck.

Man! I saw a slump today, and it was really sad!

by I'mSmartYouCanTrustMe October 10, 2011

Slumpernitches

Horrible sun burn caused by the rays of the Destin sun.(2) Extreme horniness for odd objects that may only be cured and satisfied with a pickle jar that contains only Dill pickles, not Kocher pickles.

"My slumpernitches so bad." "I need a pickle jar more than anything in the world."

by Madeline Bruns & Kevin Martin August 31, 2008

slumpkin

while taking a large, much needed dump, you decide to jerk off.

what's taking him so long in the bathroom? a slumpkin perhaps.

by highfive March 7, 2008

Suburban Slump

When you live in the suburbs of a big city in your early to late 20's post college, and become accustomed to the slower-pace, peaceful-family life of the suburbs.

One in a Suburban Slump usually becomes lame and starts thinking of City bars & clubs as a hassle to go to or and would rather just watch a movie or play Monopoly on a Friday night instead.

Andrew used to love partying in college, but now after he moved to Chicago suburbs, hes in a Suburban Slump and hates going out

by NYChiLA December 15, 2011

slumped out

washed out ,played ,done

wow that player is slumped out

by laid back April 9, 2009

Slump

Adjective describing ones clothing. Means clothing that is comfortable. Clothes that are slump can be anything comfortable but are usually loose and baggy, sometimes referred to as stoner clothes. Only girls use the term slump because they post it on Facebook to show people they don't always dress like a slut. Normal people don't need to tell others they're dressed "slump" because it's basically telling people "hey I'm dressed casually today, isn't that great!?" no it's not. Dressing slump is comfortable and nothing is wrong with it, but showing off being dressed slump is stupid, generally people should avoid using this term unless you want to be looked down upon.

Matt-"yo John, you dressed pretty slump"
John-"dude I always dress like this, it's comfortable. Don't use that word, it's gay."

Matt-"hey Ariana, you're not dressed like a slut today!"
Ariana-"I know I'm soo slump, I like being comfortable over looking slutty, unlike those other bitches."
Matt-"shut the fuck bitch."

by TheGoodS December 30, 2011

Slump Duck

noun: A creature that follows one around and causes laziness, complacency, general disregard for one's well being. It stands about 40 feet from head to webbed foot and is invisible. Can only be defeated by pure will power to succeed and wanting the Slump Duck to die. Unless killed, it will follow you for the rest of your life, however short that may be.

Man: Dude, I don't want to do my term paper.
Friend: The Slump Duck strikes again!

Woman: I don't really need to shower today, or tomorrow. Wait, DAMN YOU SLUMP DUCK!

by El Español February 4, 2010