slow-tard

The person in the car ahead of you who is driving retardedly slow.
I would have been here earlier, but the slow-tard in front of me insisted on driving 15 mph the whole way.
by josh20mn February 23, 2011
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slow-witted

having a mind that works slowly and ineffectively
jesus, what a slow-witted
by grena February 21, 2010
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slow-drying

A term for blow-drying one's hair used to express impatience by the person (typically a male) waiting for the blow-drying to be completed.
Male #1: "Dude, it's time to go. What are you waiting for?"

Male #2: "We can't leave yet. Maribelle's still in the bathroom slow-drying her hair."
by Anna LeStache February 03, 2010
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slow elk

Free-range cattle when considered a "game animal", often poached by radical environmentalists is the western US.
Slow elk was the only meat on the hoof I've seen in two weeks, so I'll be in steaks a while.
by Dr. Badwrench May 03, 2008
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slow jam

a form of spoken word poetry in which social and/or political commentary is performed to the accompaniment of slow tempo or moderately tempo instrumental music.
1. President Obama was so cool when he slowed jammed the news on Late Night With Jimmy Fallon.

2. I liked the jazz music that the band played during that slow jam the news segment.
by azizip17 April 27, 2012
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slow clap

An insult. Used to offend or make fun of.
That prick gave me the dreaded slow clap as I walked by him.
by Jerry's_Kids June 21, 2004
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slow play

Dating someone for an extended period of time without proposing marriage.
Andy has been dating Adi for at least 3 years, but they are not engaged. He must be slow playing her.
by T Ferguson March 07, 2007
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