skool

a place that you dont need to go, all you need is an eight ball and some beer

by nuttin September 9, 2003

the stool softener

A homo or heterosexual act of intensely pounding the colon into utter submission. Most often performed with a full intestinal load of feces, ready for expelment. The act is ended with the anus exploding out the contents into the softener-er's hot ejaculatory goo.

Frenchy hated his ex-girlfriend so much for giving him Hep-C, he performed "The Stool Softener" on her the next weekend when she called up drunk and wanted some action. She passed out in a warm Spunk Loaf later that night.

by e-rips December 16, 2003

sloog

Used to describe (slay) someone who is fairly unattractive and or has lot's of sexual intercourse (indefinitely a slut).

That little bitch Mohammed is a fucking 'Sloog'.

by sloogworthmeechan December 29, 2013

Bar stool

the runs one gets after a heavy night on the juice.

Damn I feel terrible - the shits running out of me like soup. All that tequila last night gave me bar stool.

by Franco V September 23, 2008

kentucky ding stool

a phrase used to describe the act of sexual pleasue behind a parking garage in a crowded area after a concert. Usually consisting of a Male to Female ratio of 1:14.5.

Guy 1: I totally just gave my girl friend a Kentucky Ding Stool last night

Guy 2: WoW, that is so situational.

by Sudonchew James Glavanovits March 14, 2008

Stool Runnings

The act of comical running one partakes in whilst they need to deficate desperately. An adaption of the film 'Cool Runnings'

"Wow that was fast!"

"That's the worst case of Stool Runnings I've ever seen!"

by Campbell (2008) March 4, 2008

Sloot-Apocalypse

In short, Halloween. A time when girls ranging from the age of 14-29 dress up and wear as little clothes as possable. This event can last anywhere from 6 to 48 hours.

Most young aged males look forward to this event every year.

Male 1 "Hey guys, you know what tomorrow is?"
Male 2 "Halloween?"
Male 1 "No, It's Sloot-Apocalypse time!!!"
Male 1 "sweet"

by 4bar4life October 30, 2009