Slemo

A company memo sent only via Slack

Here is a SLEMO regarding an update to our PTO policy

by Cibao June 23, 2023

shomongalong

A person addicted to black tar heroine

Hey Jeff did you try some of jimmys black tar heroine it got me shomongalong

by Shomongalong lord September 24, 2023

Going for a Scomo

Like a smoko break, but going for a break in the middle of a crisis at work. Named after Scott Morrison, the Australian PM that went to Hawaii while Australia burned.

Hey blokes, I know we’re flat out, but I’m going for a Scomo break…

by Glynn82 February 5, 2022

Shlomo

1. An idiot who won't recognize he has not yet understood your side of the argument.

2. Somebody who is very arrogant and stupid, yet he will not ask for further explanation out of pride.
3. A douchebag that has a hard time understanding things. From the conjunction if the words "Shmuck" and "Slo-Mo" (as in Slow Motion) because he is arrogant and slow (from the understanding approach).

"If you didn't understand any of the previous definitions and pretend to understand not to be embarrased by asking, beware, you might be a Shlomo"

- "And I kept trying to explain to him that every time he blocks my driveway I am late for work, but he wouldn't understand"
- "What a Shlomo"

by fartyman2 April 22, 2010

slomichk

a dirty person of ill repute

sidewinder is a slomichk

by LOST September 13, 2003

slomblin

(pronounced - slomlin) used as a way too agree with a statement in a way that is respectable.

It is used as a substitute for, "true!" or "noooo shiiiittt!"

Part of the Nesko movement of 08'

"Alistair... Georgia just climbed up that tree to fetch a goon sack!"

"...Slomblin"

by Cawn Beaph + Arloe June 30, 2008

scomo

The substance produced by taking a laxative right before squelchy sex.

A: "I think I took the wrong pill, there's scomo all over the place"
B: "You're doing the cleaning"

by Tantricktrick March 12, 2019