rusty slide-whistle

Basically the gender reverse of the rusty trombone. That said, details matter. As the gentleman lovingly rims the fair maiden, he rubs his index finger along the moistened edges of her (insert preferred term) for her comfort. Next, slowly insert said finger in the aforementioned, while lovingly whistling the tune of her choice, hence creating a chorus of musical pleasure.

Ah girl, my man played me "patience" on the rusty slide-whistle last night, Guns-n-Roses never sounded of felt so good.

by lavoinha August 26, 2006

Vanilla Slip and Slide

A group of men (considered an "orgy" to some) who ejaculate on a flat surface until said surface is smooth and slippery. Then a woman slides on her knees/back/stomach/ass across the wet surface. For added effect, the participating men may ejaculate on the woman while she slides by. Also, as the woman passes the men, a man may have his dick ready to stuff into her mouth/vagina/ass, so that she "slams into him".

As the group of five men skeeted on the wooden floor, a fine bitch slides by on her legs while leaning up. Waiting for her at the end of the vanilla slip and slide is a black man on his knees with his dick pointed at the woman's face, waiting to slam it into her open, gaping mouth.

by Direes Lashawn March 9, 2009

Body slide

A glorified rub and tug or a tug job. Often found in Exotic massage parlors. Usually performed when the attended is naked.

Dude I went to the massage parlor and I had the body slide and her hands are magic.

by CATALYST25 April 30, 2009

hit the slide

quit one's job, particularly in a dramatic or spectacular fashion

Joe hit the slide when he quit by leaving the boss at the interstate rest stop on the way back from the conference in Tucson.

by boscojones August 11, 2010

Buck Bronson's Brown Eye Slider

Term used to describe a dump, at least 6" in length, that moves slowly out of the ass and into the bowl, usually producing little to no sound and never any splashback.

Because it was a Buck Bronson's Brown Eye Slider, the poor soul in the next stall was unaware that Jim had taken a dump until it crept up his nose.

by Ducati Jeff September 11, 2006

Slides

Kinda like flip flops, but more commonly with socks underneath (which doesn't look too good, but are more comfortable than bare feet.)

If your gonna wear slides, remember that they look better without socks, even if it is less comfortable.

by I KAN SPEL May 5, 2022

Slug Slide

When a man ejaculates a huge load on his sex partners chest, and then with the speed and agility of a well trained Ninja, spins around and slams his pink sock into the love puddle. He then drags his pink sock through the puddle and down her chest and inserts it into her gaping vagina. (If at this time she gets pregnant you are bound to nickname your child slugger).

I did not know a girl could get pregnant after a slug slide, guess I was wrong.

by OPIE1970 March 8, 2010