Glenn's Definition of Sleeping with a Girl

girl comes over. gives you a chance to fuck the shit out of her. you kiss her twice on the cheek and brag to your friends that you made out wif her then "slept" with her. women preferably over 40

Glenn's Definition of sleeping with a girl - "Hey Frankie, i slept with this little blonde last night."

by alltopje February 11, 2008

Sleeping

Other than "planking" sleeping is laying on your stomach with your eyes closed and hands on your head in some sort of way.

That guy was sleeping on top of a glass aquarium.

by BhsMac October 3, 2012

Sleeping Shits

Sleeping and take a shit on yourself. You dont realize that you have shit on yourself until the next morning.

Josh passed out from a night of drinking and shat on himself. The next morning, he realized that he had the Sleeping Shits.

by Poo Tootie August 2, 2006

sleeping partner

Someone with whom you go to sleep. Does not necessarily equate to sexual intimacy.

J is my boyfriend, but A is my sleeping partner.

by FayDixon January 14, 2008

Sneezing Panda

When a person sneezes 3 or more times and you exclaim them as a sneezing panda. This comes from the popular sneezing panda video in which a cute baby panda cant stop sneezing.

Casey: "Achoo! Achoo!.....Achoo!"

Jeremy: "Sneezing Panda!"

by Iku Iku October 19, 2009

Sleeping-bag

At the end of masturbating instead of ejaculating after orgasm into things such as a tissue, stray shirt, floor or stomach you stretch ones foreskin out and ejaculate into the foreskin like a sleeping bag then walk it to the toilet for drop dump.

I did a sleeping-bag last night it's convenient

by J busy October 26, 2014

Alaskan sleeping bag

When a girl slowly fingers her man's tip, then proceeds in a wild attempt to puncture her finger to the deepest caverns of his urinary tract. Astonished, he watches as she widens his dique hole to the width of her fist, two fists, then three. With no regard for decency, she stretches his manhood like a bowflex, shattering every boundary he thought he knew was possible. Exhausted, she climbs inside and begins her 9 month hibernation.

Girl: "Honey?"
Guy: "Yes beautiful?"
Girl: "It's getting cold outside"
Guy: *oh shit*
Girl: "I'm ready for my Alaskan sleeping bag"

by Professor Ramit Inmah Ashol June 7, 2016