shazz

Female version of a Kev

by Anonymous May 11, 2003

slazzer

Slazzer a word for autistic used to call people without them knowing

Damn that lads some slazzer like

by TopSket November 4, 2020

Shlazz

verb., to shlazz, kapdawgian, from English words: to shine & to lotion. Similiar in usage to the English transitive verbL to shellac. Other forms: shlazzed, shlazzing.
1: to grease up with baby oil or petroleum jelly (vasoline) and/or make shiny any part of the body, particularly a bald head of an African-American man.

That nigga's head was so shiny, it looked like he shlazzed that shyte for hours.

by Kenny Patterson May 2, 2006

slizzed out

Usually occurs after one was very slizzard the night before, and has a hang over. Also can be described as going through alcohol withdraws the day after consuming massive amounts of alcohol.

O m g... I definitely cannot go with u guys..Got the shakes, body aches, and im sweating profusely.. Shouldnt have did all those keg stands, and polish of that bottle of So Co!...I am sooo fucking "slizzed out"!

by cumdump36 November 21, 2010

Slizzard

Snake-lizard

Referring to the "slizzard" that tempted Eve. This lead to the distinction between lizards and snakes.

The Lord God said to the slizzard," Because you did this, more cursed shall you be than all the cattle and all the wild beasts: On your belly you shall crawl and dirt shall you eat all the days of your life."
Beginnings of the slizzard

by Grrawr!!! December 23, 2011

Slizzard

A skinny ass lightskinned bitch without ass or titties but has a pretty face.

She alright but she a slizzard no ass or tits

by Lafkareski November 23, 2018

Glittery Slazenger

An underground sexual move known only by golf professionals. Right as the female is about to orgasm you insert a handful of glitter and a Slazenger golf ball into the vagina. The golf ball produced after this erotic explosion is undeniably the best golf ball in the world. No hole is safe from the glittery Slazenger.

Sam: My god Mikey how far did you hit that golf ball? You just got the first ever hope in one on a par five!
Mikey: Nothing flies like a glittery Slazenger!

by TheGolfPro May 7, 2015