Satan

the government................

The government is Satan.

by off, December 28, 2005

Satan's Goatee

When a man titty fucks a girl and ejaculates on her chin

I was titty-fucking my girlfriend when I blew my load and gave her Satan's goatee.

by Ben "Jeffrey" Harrison December 9, 2008

satandamned

This word means the same as, "goddamned" but a different deity is referenced.

{From a website about phoney-bologna fake 'battles' between various commercial spokespeople, spokesanimals, and spokesthings}: "That goddamn faggoty-ass talking Taco Bell dog goes to the drive through window and relieves the till of a roll of quarters. It takes aim at that satandamned Kia Rapping Rat, and let's 'er rip! The roll of quarters misses it's intended target and explodes rather noisily against the manager's door."

by Telephony August 25, 2014

Hotter than Satan's Anus

A phrase said when it is unbelievably hot. So hot you think your face is going to melt off.

If hell is the hottest place imaginable, than imagine how hot in must me in Satan's anus.

Good Lord it's hotter than Satan's anus in here!

by LucyLuWhooo December 13, 2010

Satan's Mailbox

Writing a self-addressed stamped erotic letter, then placing it in a woman's vagina and lighting it on fire. Afterwards you put the fire out with your jizz.

Yo I gave that ho a Satan's mailbox. Pussy's still burnt foo

by Standid January 10, 2008

Satanist

Free thinkers, people who can think for themselves and have faith within themselves instead of putting their lives into the hands of someone who no one knows if they really exsist.
They don't worship satan or god...or any higher power...they worship themselves...they believe they are their own god and that they are responsible for their own actions.

I'm not a slave to a god that doesn't exsist!

by Meagen January 21, 2004

Satan Death

Describes highly potent narcotics.

I copped a teener of some Satan Death meth.

by Uncle Beasley April 22, 2006