Slapping the Sloth

Masturbating for an extended period of time with a slow, fluid motion of the entire arm, while using syrup (typically maple) as lubricant in order to ensure the process remains slow throughout climax. Proper technique stipulates motion beginning in the elbow, followed by the wrist and ending with a complete rotation of the shoulder. An instance of "slapping the sloth" or "sloth slapping" should never last under forty five minutes.

Tristan: Hey Jordan, tell Dyet that it's time for breakfast, I made pancakes

Jordan: I knocked on his door, he wont answer.

Tristan: The maple syrup is missing...

Jordan: That son of bitch. He is undoubtedly slapping the sloth again. Let's just eat without him or else we'll have to wait about an hour.

by Tra Trone January 6, 2013

turkey slapped

to be slapped in ones face possibly other places with a males penis.

"i got turkey slapped"

by DoYlE McFoYlE August 28, 2005

Sloppy Unicorn

A stripper trick, often performed at skeezy bachelor parties, during which a lucky gentleman's forehead is adorned with a strap-on and the lovely young working lady (aka stripper) F's his face.

"Man, does my face smell like dirty whore after that Sloppy Unicorn!"

by Rex Manning March 4, 2010

thigh slapper

An extremely long penis that slaps the thighs when doing anything naked

I went skinny dippin the other night with a bunch of hot chicks until Jeff jumped in with his big thigh slapper and took home all the pussy!

by pipelayer24 June 1, 2013

Slapper

A term used specifically for extremely funky bass players that like to slap the bass. Contrary to non-funky bassists, who enjoy fingering.

Also used out of context to describe a funky bassist loving fandom, who "slap" the like or subscribe buttons.

Friend: Did you see that amazing funk bassist Davie504?
Me: Yeah man, he is the original Slapper! I've even slapped his subscribe button.
Friend: Ah yeah! so you're a Slapper too!

by AtarashiiKyojin August 18, 2019

Sloppy Justin

A sexual act between two homosexual men, wherein the penetrative partner ejaculates onto and around the anal opening of the receptive partner following an extended period of vigorous coitus. The penetrative partner then proceeds to grasp the flanks of the receptive partner and squeeze his buttocks together, causing the amassed semen to exude through the narrow gap, whereby it is collected on the head of the penetrative partner's penis and fed to the receptive partner.

When my man is extra hungry, I make sure there's a Sloppy Justin on the menu.

by J.A. Anschütz September 3, 2010

sloppy yockman

A really horrendous sloppy shit.

Hey who left a sloppy yockman in the toilet?

by Princess Braids-a-Lot September 14, 2011