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ankle slapper 

Very small wave. A wave smaller that 2 feet.
Waves suck today...nutin' but ankle slappers.
ankle slapper by Bryon Tucker January 4, 2008

mud slapper

usually homosexuals are called mud slappers because they intend to put their penises into other mens anal holes
That guy over there looks like a mud slapper because hes checking out that other dude bending over at the counter.
mud slapper by Boki April 5, 2004

knee slapper 

something that is stupid and funny at the same time
Guy 1: So a guy walks into a bar...OUCH!
Guy 2: ROFL THAT'S A KNEE SLAPPER! *slaps knee*
Random Guy: Oh yeah? How bout a face slapper! *slaps Guy 1 and 2's face*
knee slapper by Skullex May 18, 2008

Dancefloor dick slapper 

A night clubbing queer boy who boogies on the dancefloor and targets unsuspecting straight men and slap thier sacs.
" oh my god i love this song its elton john. ooh loo at that hottie over their. I hope hes a dancefloor dick slapper. doo doo doo. SLAP."
"oi fairy boy fuck off back to your uphill gardening pad"
"oh ok i was planning on a night in watching are you being served any way... Bitch. Come on fee fee were not going to get any action tonight"

Sack-Slapper 

When your sitting on the toilet dropping the kids off at the pool and the crap keeps coming out in a single piece until it finally breaks off and slaps against your ball sack.
I was sitting on the toilet and the turd was so long that it hit the bottom of the bowl and continued to work its way up the side. When it finally dropped from my ass it slapped my ball sack thus being termed a Sack-Slapper.
Sack-Slapper by Johnny MuddBone August 7, 2009

Coon Slapper

When a person is having sex with a black women from behind and his ball satchel makes a slapping noise. Cha HHS
When a person is having sex with a black women from behind and his ball satchel makes a slapping noise,they are a coon slapper. Cha HHS
Coon Slapper by MDCS CHA April 1, 2009