simulatedguap

A person who can only hope to imagine the guap 💰🤑🤑🤑

Guy 1: damn bruh I’m broke, guess I’m simulatedguap
Guy 2: unlucky you, I got so much money im guapfluent

by Divines August 14, 2025

its simulated

Such a beast, can trickshot, OG player former eRa, Auto, Saw, Genesis

Best of the best

should be in Auto again

guy 1: look omfg its simulated, that beast trickshotter with the @Sihmulation
guy 2: LETS GET HIS AUTOGRAPH COME ON DUDE

by Not Simulated October 14, 2014

Simulpagenous

the state of having reached a concensus; i.e., being "on the same page".

I want to have a meeting to ensure that we are simulpagenous.

by prospero_rex May 10, 2009

Simultaneously Convertext

Having two conversations while texting the same person

Whenever i simultaneously convertext, I end up getting really confused as to what the hell the other person is referring too.

by Machinarine September 5, 2011

Simultaneous Zisk

When you and your friend notice an attractive person at the same time and therefore must battle over who gets to introduce them self first. Usually occurs at party, bar, or similar scene where you are trying to pick up a babe (male or female).

Rules of Simultaneous Zisk:

1) When you both see the hottie, make eye contact with the other and yell "Zisk!" at each other. This initiates the game.

2) First person to smack the nearest door hinge wins.

3) Winner gets ten minutes to engage the hottie with no interruptions. Loser may intervene if after the ten minutes the hottie seems uninterested.

"Why are you standing so close the door? You're kind of in the way."

"Sorry I'm expecting Betty and I have to have a good position for Simultaneous Zisk. I just know Jordan is going to try an say he say her first."

by lalaking January 20, 2015

simultextapathy

When you send a text to someone who is texting you at exactly the same time.

Omg...we just had simultextapathy!

by zwernebug April 20, 2016

Soulbates

When both a man and a woman confess that they have masturbated to each other, either through pictures or other material. These two later become an official couple after said confession.

Man: There's something I have to tell you...I've masturbated to thoughts of you!

Woman: I'm touched...because I've masturbated to thoughts of you too!

Man: Guess that means we're soulbates. Want to go out?

Woman: Oh God, YES!

by TheRuleBreaker November 29, 2016