Shlumpbooty

Off guard Hand to ass contact from a human to another human

“I’m bout to shlumpbooty this one bitch”

by Dmnigga August 29, 2018

Shlum jum

Referring to marijuana (aka pot) dab, it is oil which is lumpy and out of place. Some might even say it doesn't make sense why it ever took the form it did, but then again isn't dabbing an art?

Look at that shlum jum on the end of that braided dab.

by Shlumjum September 5, 2018

Shlump

the way people express the best feeling in the world.

Each person has only ONE Shlump in the world. The Best moment of his/hers life!

Me: OMG!!! I JUST Shlumped
My Friend: Wow man TMI!

by Fresco_ March 4, 2019

Shlumpth

When you drag your feet and feeling lazy to walk. When you don’t have the effort to walk.

Hey!! Stop shlumpthing and walk properly...

by wwjwys March 5, 2019

Shlumpa

Sleep

I'm about to go shlumpa

by Dortyy June 24, 2020

Shlump

The feeling or state in which you feel Comfortable, Cozy, and feel like you could just flop over and lie there forever.

Dom-Human: I'm feeling pretty Shlump, not sure 'bout you.
Sub-Human: I feel like flopping onto the ground, and taking a snooze. I'm so comfortable!

Carson: I'm really Plumped Shlump right now

by VirginLoser69 June 23, 2020

shlugging

drinking beer

Yo, are we shlugging tonight boys?

by elle walent October 12, 2020