shrimp pibbly

a VERY small penis

Man, Kade is a shrimp pibbly!

shrimp pibbly by dontworryboutit56 November 12, 2018

Shrimp Boat Captain A La Mode 

A man ejaculates into a persons asshole then before sucking the jizzout with a straw he adds a scoop of ice cream at the top of the ass crack that will slowly melt down towards the asshole.

Wanna try the Shrimp Boat Captain a la mode? Trust me and bring some ice cream.

Shrimp Boat Captain A La Mode by Dum Dum’s and Am&m’s October 1, 2019

shrimp fried rice 

to perform oral sex on a chinese woman

in the song 'colt 45', ''i ate that pussy like shrimp fried rice''

shrimp fried rice by bailey johnson May 13, 2005

shrimp basket

Adjective: The female version of a tea bag. To drag one's vagina across another's face.

1. Dude, my girlfriend gave me the shrimp basket while I was taking a nap..
2. I was watching this porn and and the two girls were giving each other the shrimp basket.

shrimp basket by AimAtFinkle January 11, 2014

shrimp in pants 

A strange phrase that Alexes and Jeslyns made up while high on caffeine and lack of sleep. Has no meaning whatsoever, but it's good for a giggle or two.

They entered the room and yelled "SHRIMP IN PANTS" before running away giggling insanely.

shrimp in pants by Jeslyns November 15, 2003

shrimp daddy 

person who thinks that he/she is a pimp but is in fact no where close to being laid. (opposite of pimp daddy)

that guy is such a shrimp daddy he probably playse counter strike or some gay fucking game like that all day, even worse i bet he trys to have cyber sex.

shrimp daddy by HairyShaved November 6, 2004

Shrimp job 

When a woman sucks a mans toes

The man thought something good was gonna hapen but all he got from her was a shrimp job

Shrimp job by James March 10, 2003